First Photos Of Lindsay Lohan's Newest Enemy (And Possible Half-Sister) Emerge
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:20 AM on July 2, 2008
A brief refresher course in what's currently going on in the wild world of the Lohans: Lindsay's dad, Michael, apparently banged some woman when he was separated from Lindsay's mum. The lady he banged had a child. Yesterday, Michael took a paternity test to see if the child is his. We're still waiting on that verdict, but stop the presses ... OK! Magazine has the first photos of Lindsay's potential half-sister Ashley!
Well, there certainly are some Lohanesque elements on that punim. The slight wisp of freckles across the bridge of her nose, just like Lindsay; the piercing dark brown eyes just like Michael; the desire for stardom at any price, just like the whole family.
It certainly seems as if this paternity test is gonna come back positive, and we hope it does. It'd be great to see young Ashley cameo on Living Lohan, getting the coldest of cold shoulders from uber-mum Dina. Welcome to your new family, kiddo.
[Photo Credit: OK Magazine]
- LOHAN'S SHOCK 'SISTER' ACT [NY Post]

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Trixie from Toronto
Posted 7:04 AM 2/7/08
Kid looks just like him.
Trixie from Toronto
ColbertNation
Posted 6:44 AM 2/7/08
Poor girl. I don't wish upon anyone the fate of being a Lohan.
ColbertNation
EuroDad
Posted 6:25 AM 2/7/08
she looks so cute and innocent - obviously not a Lohan.
(oh, and BTW, i wonder what kind of payday "The Other Woman" got for the photo-op, cuz i'm kinda broke right now and i've been feeling a little bit Lohan-esque lately)
EuroDad
TwiceShy
Posted 8:20 AM 2/7/08
@EuroDad: Sadly the "cute and innocent" comes from the dad's side, no way in hell its from Dina's side of the family.
@Trixie from Toronto: Uncanny.
TwiceShy
WGARefugee
Posted 7:50 AM 2/7/08
Only the surfers can save her now.
WGARefugee
kookla
Posted 8:34 AM 2/7/08
Yay! Someone else Lindz can blame her cokepants on!
kookla
gwendemarco
Posted 8:31 AM 2/7/08
She just made Alli look like an even older, harder NJ casino waitress.
gwendemarco
EuroDad
Posted 9:27 AM 2/7/08
does she have a sex tape yet?
(even I can't believe i said that)
EuroDad
scroll_lock
Posted 11:00 PM 2/7/08
@Trixie from Toronto: Exactly like him, it's scary.
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TheQuestion
Posted 12:43 AM 3/7/08
@EuroDad: With that bunch, it's a completely fair question.
TheQuestion
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 9:21 AM 2/7/08
@ColbertNation: Poor, poor, poor girl.
"Good" Crazy...