Finally, A Superhero American For The Rest Of Us

· P. Diddy couldn’t be more excited about Hancock: the first legitimately mainstream black superhero! (Don’t point out the drunken loutishness—he’s happy as a motherfucker and we’d like him to stay that way.) [PaulScheer.com]
· “Angelina Jolie is way too thin to be an action hero!” says whoever ABCNews.com could find to offer a quote corroborating their Angelina Jolie-is-too-thin-to-be-an-action-hero story. [ABCNews.com]
· Take a tour of the insanely huge Brooklyn mansion Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany are leaving, and the insanely expensive TriBeCa loft they’re moving into. [ONTD, The Real Estalker]
· Wesley Snipes can travel to London and Bangkok to shoot two movies while his Totally Insane Tax Avoidance Trial of the Century appeals are processed. [Yahoo/AP]
· Here’s photo evidence of Brett Ratner holding one of his five Big Penises. [VMan]