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Finally, A Superhero American For The Rest Of Us
Posted by Seth at 11:35 AM on July 3, 2008
· P. Diddy couldn't be more excited about Hancock: the first legitimately mainstream black superhero! (Don't point out the drunken loutishness—he's happy as a motherfucker and we'd like him to stay that way.) [PaulScheer.com]
· "Angelina Jolie is way too thin to be an action hero!" says whoever ABCNews.com could find to offer a quote corroborating their Angelina Jolie-is-too-thin-to-be-an-action-hero story. [ABCNews.com]
· Take a tour of the insanely huge Brooklyn mansion Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany are leaving, and the insanely expensive TriBeCa loft they're moving into. [ONTD, The Real Estalker]
· Wesley Snipes can travel to London and Bangkok to shoot two movies while his Totally Insane Tax Avoidance Trial of the Century appeals are processed. [Yahoo/AP]
· Here's photo evidence of Brett Ratner holding one of his five Big Penises. [VMan]
· P. Diddy couldn't be more excited about Hancock: the first legitimately mainstream black superhero! (Don't point out the drunken loutishness—he's happy as a motherfucker and we'd like him to stay that way.) [
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jasonelias
Posted 12:28 PM 3/7/08
I'm actually pissed that Diddy's talking about Underdog like that. Underdog didn't deserved to be brought in the discussion. I wish I was kidding...
jasonelias
DrFeelgood
Posted 12:17 PM 3/7/08
I almost thought this guy was a racist.
But then I called him and the white boy that answers his phone assured me that was not the case.
Had me until he included Underdog.
That was uncalled for.
DrFeelgood
el smrtmnky
Posted 12:14 PM 3/7/08
"That's my white boy back there, answering my phone."
keep it classy, Puff.
el smrtmnky
CatherineTrammell
Posted 12:08 PM 3/7/08
It doesn't matter how thing Angelina Jolie is. She can still kick your ass and steal your husband.
CatherineTrammell
hughman
Posted 11:50 AM 3/7/08
p. diddy has obviously lost his mind. this rant is like "coke" talk you have with the people around you after you do 3 lines.
hughman
Beppo
Posted 12:41 PM 3/7/08
Addition to my list of Reasons I Loathe Will Smith:
He makes idiots like Puffy feel "proud".
Beppo
Old No.7
Posted 1:12 PM 3/7/08
Diddy must still be delirious from his recent taint wax.
Old No.7
Losin_it
Posted 1:35 PM 3/7/08
@el smrtmnky: Someday, that white boy is going to turn the tables on his master.
Losin_it
jasonelias
Posted 3:40 PM 3/7/08
I do have to respectfully disagree with P Diddy. There has been plenty of black superheroes. Grandpa Huxtable, Roc, Friday Foster, Bugs Bunny (mixed), Al Green (total hero) and that's just a few...
jasonelias
hughman
Posted 4:07 PM 3/7/08
@jasonelias: i think he may have only been including capes. in which case we can only include James Brown.
hughman
Reggie Cameron
Posted 12:14 AM 4/7/08
groan.. just say no to drunken vlogging!
Reggie Cameron
NoWireHangers
Posted 12:49 AM 4/7/08
Way to throw Blankman under the bus, Diddy.
NoWireHangers
jasonelias
Posted 1:29 AM 4/7/08
@NoWireHangers: And Meteorman...
jasonelias
jasonelias
Posted 1:28 AM 4/7/08
@hughman: We sure can include James Brown, that 1988 chase through Georgialina also proves his superpowers.
jasonelias
jasonelias
Posted 2:34 AM 4/7/08
@NoWireHangers: Yep...
+ Watch video
jasonelias
NoWireHangers
Posted 2:22 AM 4/7/08
@jasonelias: I totally forgot about Meteorman! And I guess Leonard was more of a secret agent, no?
NoWireHangers
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 2:21 AM 4/7/08
Also, Diddy is a doosh.
Huge Tracts of Land
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 2:21 AM 4/7/08
The esteemed and extremely grumpy Manohla Dargis called Jolie's arms "pin skinny" in her review of Wanted - and I highly doubt she is the kind of person who flips through In Touch magazine whilst chewing pink bubblegum, making flippant judgments about people's weight. Bitch be skinny, that's all!
Huge Tracts of Land
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:05 AM 4/7/08
I got yo' supa heroes right here motherfucker!
+ Watch video
CourageousCoward
EuroDad
Posted 3:55 AM 4/7/08
are we all forgetting a little someone i like to call Frozone? c'mon Diddy, give a brotha a holla
EuroDad
altondarwin
Posted 3:42 AM 4/7/08
So Blade (the most successful Black superhero movie franchise) or XMen's Storm (in one of the most successful movie hero franchises) or Spawn or Riddick or Catwoman (OK, no one could be proud of that)... None of these are great for his kids; however, the alcoholic, anti-social property-destroying, whale-killing superdouche Hancock is a landmark character for his kids to emulate?
Thanks P. Puff Diddy Daddy Combs.
altondarwin
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 5:52 AM 4/7/08
Superheroes don't let superheroes drive high on PCP.
[www.theage.com.au]
RonMwangaguhunga