Emmy-Nominated Alec Baldwin Unwinds Watching Lesser-Baldwin Stephen's Skinemax Oeuvre
Posted by Seth at 2:35 AM on July 18, 2008
Our heartiest congratulations to Alec Baldwin on earning his amazing seventh Emmy nomination—and the second for his consistently inspired work as 30 Rock's Jack Donaghy, whom last we saw hovering over Rip Torn's hospital bed and praying for a coma-rousing miracle. To honour the man who is well on his way towards becoming the country's first Baldwin President, we provide this excerpt from a new THR.com interview.
In it, Alec describes how he unwinds after a long week of delivering crackling zingers on one of TV's best-loved comedies: curling up with one of little brother Stephen's flesh-friendly cable classics. These weren't merely the product of a lesser-Baldwin's "soft-core porno career on Skinemax," as Alec dismissively refers to them; rather, they were artistically uncompromising works that just happened to also be erotically charged thrillers. Stephen may have abandoned the genre since having located the Jesus-occupied quadrants of his heart. Luckily, however, films like Zebra Lounge, Spider's Web, and Bound By Lies will live on so long as horny 13-year-old boys with no access to the internet for whatever reason continue to wander into their parents' basement at 3 a.m.

Our heartiest congratulations to Alec Baldwin on earning his amazing seventh
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Old No.7
Posted 2:58 AM 18/7/08
Is it a pre-requisite that if you are, or had been married to a blonde model, you spend your days jacking off?
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Breadbowl
Posted 2:54 AM 18/7/08
"When I'm out here I see my daughter, the THOUGHTLESS LITTLE PIG WHO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SHIT AND NEEDS HER ASS STRAIGHTENED OUT!"
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Grosse-Point-Break
Posted 4:14 AM 18/7/08
@Old No.7: I know plenty of people who aren't married to blonde models who spend their days constantly jacking off.
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EuroDad
Posted 4:30 AM 18/7/08
hell, i'm jerking off right now.
and now i'm done.
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Old No.7
Posted 5:05 AM 18/7/08
@Grosse-Point-Break: I'm certain none of them are hand models.
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