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DUI Expert Khloe Kardashian Butts In To Offer Unsolicited Advice to Shia LaBeouf
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:10 AM on July 31, 2008
For anyone who had a sneaking suspicion that yesterday's earthquake was just the beginning of the end, we offer you more proof: marginally recognisable drunk driver Khloe Kardashian has taken it upon herself to give advice to accident-plagued Shia LaBeouf ... and she suggests exactly what countless Defamer commenters have already recommended (namely, why don't these rich kids have drivers already)? Says Us Magazine:
Reality star Khloe Kardashian - who served 173 minutes in jail last week for a 2007 DUI charge - has some advice for actor Shia LaBeouf, who was arrested for DUI after getting into a car accident on Sunday.
"Just be smarter," she told Usmagazine.com at the Annual Style L.A. Runway show benefitting the Facial Paralysis Foundation & Stop the Violence/Face the Music benefit, which she co-hosted with sisters Kim and Kourtney at the The Viceroy Hotel, Santa Monica, CA on Monday.
"Think about your actions and get a driver!" the 24-year-old counseled. "It's so much cheaper in the long run!"
What is this unfamiliar feeling? Could a reality TV star actually be right about something? What next, Elisabeth Hasselbeck deftly parsing Newtonian physics on The View? David Hasselhoff interrupting America's Got Talent to read aloud from Kierkegaard? Rene Fris speaking coherently on the set of Shear Genius?
- Khloe Kardashian to Shia LaBeouf: "Be Smarter" [Us Magazine]
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Old No.7
Posted 6:23 AM 31/7/08
Kardashian.... "butts in".
Excellent. You're gonna do just fine, Kyle.
Old No.7
Marjory Stewart-Baxter
Posted 6:21 AM 31/7/08
"...but I won't sleep with him."
Marjory Stewart-Baxter
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Posted 7:35 AM 31/7/08
"Reality Star" = The greatest oxymoron of our time.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
wharfrat
Posted 7:35 AM 31/7/08
"Just be smarter." Is that comedy or irony, I forget?
wharfrat
kookla
Posted 7:24 AM 31/7/08
Okay, now that you mention it, is Rene Fris a long lost cousin of Balki from Perfect Strangers?
kookla
Losin_it
Posted 7:49 AM 31/7/08
Bob Kardashian was a pretty smart guy...what happened when he conceived these dopey kids? Did he first dilute his sperm with paint thinner?
Losin_it
mothrafairy
Posted 8:26 AM 31/7/08
Not that drunk driving is morally or legally wrong, or anything. Main lesson: not doing it is just "so much cheaper in the long run."
Wisdom to live-by, from an incorrigible Kardashian trollop.
mothrafairy
el smrtmnky
Posted 9:12 AM 31/7/08
@Losin_it: you must have not seen their show and met their mom, then.
el smrtmnky
kookla
Posted 9:02 AM 31/7/08
@Losin_it: You mean the same Bob Kardashian that hid OJ's knife?
kookla
Losin_it
Posted 11:40 AM 31/7/08
@kookla: Touche. :) Thosgh aside from that OJ fiasco, he passed the Cali bar and was a decent businessman, so I don't think he was completely brain dead.
@el smrtmnky: I tried to watch that show once...I made it for a grand total of 13 sceonds. Yes, definitely, the mother could have the IQ of a rock. That would explain many things.
Losin_it
kookla
Posted 11:57 AM 31/7/08
@Losin_it: Well, I mean, OJ is free....Johnny Cochrane can't take all the credit!!
kookla
JudyPaceFace
Posted 2:30 PM 31/7/08
Sure he can
JudyPaceFace
gwiliandre
Posted 4:31 PM 31/7/08
What TF did the Kardashians do to Bruce Jenner's face???
Give him a pair of pumps and a handbag and he's a chick himself.
The daughters must know where dead Daddy-O put the garment bag he carried off for the Juice.
Sleazyyyyyy sleaze.
This family gives me hives.
gwiliandre