David Letterman Entranced By Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Tale Of A Percocet-Pushing Nurse Feelgood
Even though we’re a day late on this, Dark Knight‘ s “ironic” lingerie model Maggie Gyllenhaal appeared on Letterman Wednesday night and charmed the pants right off Dave with talk of everyone’s favourite celebrity topic: drugs. Speaking in her standard sweetly candid tone, Maggie told a tale of a nurse whose number we’d really like to get a hold of — seems this kooky practitioner who aided Maggie with a broken toe is more than eager to push bundles of those morphine-patches-disguised-as-”painkillers”—Percocets—on her patients.
Even though we’re a day late on this, Dark Knight‘ s Our favourite part of the clip as a whole? Letterman doesn’t hesitate to a) request a closer look at Maggie’s gorgeous legs, or b) attempt to hide his interest in what one does “for pain like that.” We’re, as always, impressed by Dave;s trademark method of wrapping perviness in a cute, toothy, smiley and lovable package.
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