Chivalrous Steve Carell Saves Anne Hathaway From Ex's Voracious Italian Countrymen
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 10:00 AM on July 9, 2008
Anne Hathaway's long road back from her oily-boyfriend, dog-abandoning private hell had one final hurdle Monday: The Italian premiere of Get Smart, where Raffaello Follieiri's compatriots bared their red-carpet fangs at the actress — who apparently, despite her ever-expansive doe eyes, didn't see it coming. Thank God, though, Steve Carell was there, defying his typecast incompetence in his helpless co-star's service:
Personal questions were strictly forbidden at the Italian premiere of Get Smart on Monday - but that didn't stop one reporter from asking the movie's star, Anne Hathaway, "Was the separation from your ex-boyfriend painful?" ...After the reporter lobbed the question, Hathaway remained silent and attempted a faint smile.
But, as if on cue, her costar Steve Carell valiantly stepped in to declare: "In my role of agent [for] Miss Hathaway, I would like to say that she does not answer questions relating to this subject."
We hear Hathaway's Italian inquisitor bristled, then laughed in response: "Oh, you are agent now? Ees funny!" At which time Carell reissued his edict a little more strenuously, coaxing a full chorus of press-line chortles and one audible cry as he briskly walked a disconsolate Hathaway into the theater: "George Foreman Grill! Your foot ees better now, no?" Oh, but for the good old days, when Hathaway walking with a man in Rome meant the high likelihood of a concealed weapon within arm's reach.

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sakimotokitty
Posted 11:06 AM 9/7/08
NO-Anne should have answered "Not as painful as Mr. Carell's divorce is about to be." They're fucking-really-they are.
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kookla
Posted 10:46 AM 9/7/08
Anne should have answered, "Not as painful as the separation between Raffy's victims and their money." Smile. Walk. And scene.
kookla
heidiho
Posted 10:41 AM 9/7/08
Hmmm... Wonder which Gossip Girl cast member will play Anne in the Lifetime Original Movie? Blair would be the obvious choice, but I'd like to see what Blondie or Blondie Jr. could do.
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hummingpenguin
Posted 11:28 AM 9/7/08
@sakimotokitty: Sigh. I know this is Defamer, but, please, for the love of Pete, leave me someone to actually like. Please. The law of averages says that they can't all be lying douchebags.
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DrFeelgood
Posted 11:37 AM 9/7/08
@sakimotokitty: God I hope so. Often, and from behind.
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Desk_hack
Posted 12:18 PM 9/7/08
@hummingpenguin: THANK you. I just can't bring myself to think ill of Steve. @sakimotokitty: You got anything to back up that claim?
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raincoaster
Posted 12:57 PM 9/7/08
@sakimotokitty: NO! He's saving himself for me!
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avocats
Posted 12:09 AM 10/7/08
Oh please. Carell's a nice guy, and he has been posed with Anne at every premiere. How ugly to suggest something just because they appear together and he defends her.
avocats
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:31 AM 10/7/08
"Was the separation from your ex-boyfriend painful?"
That's right up there with, "Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
CourageousCoward