Charlotte Dawson Has Been Eating All The Pies

As if we needed any further proof that Charlotte Dawson is an all ’round tops chick, she has added “champion pie eater” to her resume.

What’s that, you say, Charlotte’s stacked it on? No more corsetted Alex Perry gowns for her!

Except you’d be wrong:

Using her gob to gobble up the tasty treats at Harry’s Cafe De Wheels, the Foxtel femme beat off her younger TV rival from Nickelodeon Kyle Linehan in the Virgin Mobile food fight. Dawson downed her pie-and-mushy-pea dish in record time, during a promo for the phone carrier’s “All You Can Eat” campaign.

So far, so advertorial (top work, Confidential!), but it does allow us the opportunity to post the greatest photo of the year so far:

Now there’s one for the wallet if ever I saw one!

Charlotte Dawson for Prime Minister!