Busty Heart’s Got Six-Pack-Flattening, 48-Double-G Talent
America’s Got Talent last night featured the truly unique talents of a one Miss Busty Heart—a beloved mainstay on the stripper circuit for decades now, according to her must-visit website—whose act consists of slamming the two bean-bag chairs hanging from her chest onto a variety of rigid objects, thusly inflicting unspeakable damage. In doing so, she managed to shock the studio audience—including Jerry Springer, who you’d figure would have seen an act like this by now. It was all fun and games until she insisted on outdoing herself with a grand finale the judges wouldn’t soon forget; unfortunately, she had never tested the “railroad spike through a cinder block” trick before, resulting in an instant gusher that coated the horrified studio audience in a fine misting of 22-year-old silicone filler.
Watch her uncensored act after the jump!
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the clip’s busted. is it really as revolting as you’re suggesting or is the ‘fine misting’ a metaphor for something more sedate but less entertaining?