RSS Feeds
Busty Heart's Got Six-Pack-Flattening, 48-Double-G Talent
Posted by Seth at 8:10 AM on July 4, 2008
America's Got Talent last night featured the truly unique talents of a one Miss Busty Heart—a beloved mainstay on the stripper circuit for decades now, according to her must-visit website—whose act consists of slamming the two bean-bag chairs hanging from her chest onto a variety of rigid objects, thusly inflicting unspeakable damage. In doing so, she managed to shock the studio audience—including Jerry Springer, who you'd figure would have seen an act like this by now. It was all fun and games until she insisted on outdoing herself with a grand finale the judges wouldn't soon forget; unfortunately, she had never tested the "railroad spike through a cinder block" trick before, resulting in an instant gusher that coated the horrified studio audience in a fine misting of 22-year-old silicone filler.
Watch her uncensored act after the jump!
Tags: americas got talent | busty heart | dept of violent jugs | reality tv
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
dan
Posted July 4, 2008 11:20 AM
the clip's busted. is it really as revolting as you're suggesting or is the 'fine misting' a metaphor for something more sedate but less entertaining?
raincoaster
Posted 9:11 AM 4/7/08
BTW:
We're sorry, but the clip you selected isn't available from your location.
Could we get some information that wants to be free up in here?
raincoaster
raincoaster
Posted 9:10 AM 4/7/08
You mean those aren't natural?
raincoaster
BoHan
Posted 9:00 AM 4/7/08
When is the guy with the world's biggest cock going to let us watch a game of pubic horsehoes? Not that I really want to see that, but I'll pass on Chesty too.
BoHan
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 8:54 AM 4/7/08
Russ Meyer's revived corpse on line 1...
Tiger_Tanaka
mwynn13
Posted 8:52 AM 4/7/08
Classssaay! Can someone please explain to me why anyone would want to do that?
mwynn13
Losin_it
Posted 8:41 AM 4/7/08
Useful for breast feeding the Hulk, to attract crazy guys, pumpkin storage...
Losin_it
WGARefugee
Posted 8:37 AM 4/7/08
Please publish the org chart for the Dept. of Violent Jugs. I'd like to apply.
WGARefugee
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 8:36 AM 4/7/08
Jabba the Hutt called. He wants a date. A scary date.
Huge Tracts of Land
heidiho
Posted 8:27 AM 4/7/08
And... now my back hurts.
heidiho
Old No.7
Posted 9:42 AM 4/7/08
If only they could be converted to BioDiesel, I could drive my SUV without taking out a second mortgage.
Old No.7
TurdBlossom
Posted 9:18 AM 4/7/08
Yuck. If I wasn't gay already....
TurdBlossom
WGARefugee
Posted 9:53 AM 4/7/08
Didn't she have a large part in a Woody Allen movie?
WGARefugee
mothrafairy
Posted 2:14 PM 4/7/08
"And at night, when they were all asleep in their comfy beds, and Christie Brinkley's husband was aiming for the webcam, the asteroid struck and Talent went away forever and ever and ever..."
mothrafairy
Mabimab
Posted 4:06 PM 4/7/08
Please click on the "Dancers" link on her site. Oy vey, those gals look about two hits from the pipe away from the grave. :(
Mabimab
crankymediaguy
Posted 6:23 PM 4/7/08
Wow, I actually interviewed Busty back in the early 90's when I was a local talk show host in Allentown, PA. She was a very nice lady, if perhaps a wee bit difficult to look at.
According to her boyfriend/manager, she was his secretary when he was a practicing attorney. One day, he decided he was tired of being a lawyer and asked her if she would consider getting the world's largest implants so they could travel the country and make money. She said yes, and the rest is history.
He also told me that she periodically checked into a hospital to have the funbags checked to make sure there was no leakage. Hell of a life, huh?
crankymediaguy
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 9:04 AM 4/7/08
This is a whole other level of fruit-related puns, I'm still too new to do it justice.
"Good" Crazy...
mothrafairy
Posted 12:49 AM 5/7/08
@crankymediaguy:
He just woke up tired and decided to devote his life to gargantuan tits all in one day?
Lawyers.
mothrafairy
Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns
Posted 1:30 AM 5/7/08
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Besides that whole thing looking painful, those boobs look way bigger than 48GG, considering I'm not that far off from that size, yet I don't look like a giant freak.
Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns
raincoaster
Posted 9:04 AM 5/7/08
@Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns: Vilanch?
raincoaster
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 11:09 AM 5/7/08
@raincoaster: Sorry pal... I know, I cried too...
"Good" Crazy...
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 11:07 AM 5/7/08
"When you wish upon a star..."
Everybody sing!
"Good" Crazy...
Cacafuego
Posted 1:28 PM 5/7/08
I actually knoe someone who has NATURAL tits that huge. Needless to say, her lower back is a wreck.
Cacafuego
fembot
Posted 2:54 PM 5/7/08
yeech.. that's sick... not the boob - the heaving them around like bricks..
fembot
TheQuestion
Posted 12:43 AM 8/7/08
@WGARefugee: Wouldn't that be 2 large parts?
TheQuestion
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:21 AM 8/7/08
Gallagher's got nothing on this chick!
CourageousCoward