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Big Brother's Great Grandpa Will Mess You Up, Son
Posted by Seth at 11:20 AM on July 31, 2008
· And now for some non-earthquake-related Big Brother rumbles: In one corner, we have 75-year-old contestant (and the oldest person on CBS since Murder, She Wrote), Jerry. In the other, we have professional "mixologist" Memphis, precisely one-third Jerry's age. We won't tell you how it plays out, except to say so long as you're glimpsing three-quarters-of-a-century-old armpit, Jerry's winning. [Big Brother]
· A fourth Austin Powers is reportedly being written by Mike Myers. It's a "very personal [take] with a father and son theme loosely based on his own life," meaning it's sure to feature a scene in which the old Mini Me is tossed around in the backyard. [Deadline Hollywood]
· In honour of Discovery Channel's Shark Week, a chat with a Great White. [edithzimmerman.com]
· Hitting every stop on the Interactive Ben Kingsley Accent Map would wear out even the sturdiest Amazing Race contestants. [bestweekever.tv]
· Hey—bear running around a track in high heels! [Jezebel]
· And now for some
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BoHan
Posted 12:04 PM 31/7/08
@BoHan: Oh, also this. Jerry and his girl Renny.
+ Watch video
BoHan
BoHan
Posted 11:59 AM 31/7/08
@Fry_Bread_Power: He's a womanizer, but apparently "involved" right now. But he's so hotttttt! Jerry, do not mess with the Memphis, the Mixologist. We will pick sides.
BoHan
Fry_Bread_Power
Posted 11:56 AM 31/7/08
Sooooo...is he a womanizer or not?
Fry_Bread_Power
jasonelias
Posted 11:50 AM 31/7/08
@hughman: He called him a knave too. After that it was on!
jasonelias
hughman
Posted 11:43 AM 31/7/08
oooo... he got called a WOMANIZER! HATE CRIME!!
hughman
jasonelias
Posted 1:04 PM 31/7/08
@jasonelias: There's a typo in there somewhere...
jasonelias
jasonelias
Posted 1:04 PM 31/7/08
@WGARefugee: Someone (all of us?) have to tell Mike Myers there's no, no point to Austin Powers IV. He should do that Keith Moon bio pic he's already 15 years too old for.
jasonelias
WGARefugee
Posted 12:57 PM 31/7/08
First Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib, and now Austin Powers IV. When will the torture end?
WGARefugee
JimRockford
Posted 1:38 PM 31/7/08
Wasn't Austin Powers 3 all about father/son relationships (remember Michael Caine)? Maybe this is just a rewrite of the never-to-be-filmed 'Return of Guru Pitka.' Note to Myers - get a therapist and work this shit out, already.
JimRockford
Benovite
Posted 2:21 PM 31/7/08
Second note to Myers: explore Canadian public access.
Benovite
D Day
Posted 3:19 PM 31/7/08
wasn't his father in I Married An Axe Murderer also supposed to be based on his own? Geez, we get it, you want to pay tribute to your dad.
Heath! Pants! Now!
D Day
B-Side
Posted 4:11 PM 31/7/08
Old people + Big Brother = glorious television.
B-Side
raincoaster
Posted 8:42 PM 31/7/08
Execute me if you want, but I'll be dragging everyone from the Home out to see Austin Powers VIII in a few years, if only because it'll be the only spot on Earth safe from the music of James Blunt.
raincoaster
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 11:30 PM 31/7/08
Are you saying I have rage issues? Say that to my face old man! Are you ****ing kidding me?! Rage issues?! RAGE ISSUES? YOU DO NOT COME TO ME THAT WAY! ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!!!
Oxycontinmoron