‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ Further Corners Market on Mexican Gags For the Whole Family

Our obsession with Disney’s forthcoming nature extravaganza Beverly Hills Chihuahua has resulted in feverish demands for an earlier release date and, failing that, an unabating anticipation of the day when we can plunk down our $10 for studio’s garish, G-rated monument to ethno-canine stereotypes. The bastards appear to be listening, however, as a new teaser making the rounds features the angry, George Lopez-voiced hero Papi rallying the diminutive troops, wetting panties and calling for “mas” all-you-can-eat taco bars and “no mas” handbag accessorising. Seriously — who can wait for this?

It’s too good to be true and really too hideous to fathom, so find your place in that spectrum with a glimpse at the video after the jump. And you! Disney moles! Where’s our rough-cut screener? You know where to find us.

• Beverly Hills Chihuahua [Youtube via Guanabee]