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'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' Further Corners Market on Mexican Gags For the Whole Family
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 5:25 AM on July 9, 2008
Our obsession with Disney's forthcoming nature extravaganza Beverly Hills Chihuahua has resulted in feverish demands for an earlier release date and, failing that, an unabating anticipation of the day when we can plunk down our $10 for studio's garish, G-rated monument to ethno-canine stereotypes. The bastards appear to be listening, however, as a new teaser making the rounds features the angry, George Lopez-voiced hero Papi rallying the diminutive troops, wetting panties and calling for "mas" all-you-can-eat taco bars and "no mas" handbag accessorising. Seriously — who can wait for this?
It's too good to be true and really too hideous to fathom, so find your place in that spectrum with a glimpse at the video after the jump. And you! Disney moles! Where's our rough-cut screener? You know where to find us.
- Beverly Hills Chihuahua [Youtube via Guanabee]
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TenTimesFiltered
Posted 6:34 AM 9/7/08
Every night I drift off to sleep watching the trailer, whispering "We're the real hot dogs, so hold the bun!" into my own ear.
TenTimesFiltered
el smrtmnky
Posted 6:29 AM 9/7/08
i so want to punch someone in the panocha right about now.
el smrtmnky
Juancho
Posted 6:23 AM 9/7/08
I can't wait to see this, while guzzing some Esprite.
Juancho
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 6:21 AM 9/7/08
This is what happens when silly gringos go to Pink Taco in Century City, have 2 and half margaritas, and then go back to the office to drunk-greenlight movies.
Huge Tracts of Land
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 6:17 AM 9/7/08
Jaws with paws. Think: 1001 Dalmations, only instead of Cruella de Ville wanting his pelt, Lou Dobbs wants to see his documentation.
RonMwangaguhunga
Scoregasm
Posted 6:03 AM 9/7/08
@Old No.7: No need to wait..."Ay Chihuahua!...beaner...random ethnic slut...retard...am I offending you? DO I NOT FIT INTO YOUR LITTLE PC WORLD?..../bad impression...George Lopez joke from 1998..." REPEAT AD INFINITUM.
Scoregasm
kookla
Posted 6:02 AM 9/7/08
How long before one of the stars gets that slutty Taco Bell mascot knocked up?
kookla
Old No.7
Posted 5:47 AM 9/7/08
I'll wait for Carlo Mencia's 30-minute version on Comedy Central.
Old No.7
CourageousCoward
Posted 5:42 AM 9/7/08
What a subtle way to sneak Spanish into the vernacular! What's next; asking us if we want instructions on the ATM or on customer service calls in English or Spanish?
CourageousCoward
Superstarsteve
Posted 5:36 AM 9/7/08
OMG Lou Dobbs is gonna go to town on this.
Superstarsteve
Shane2012
Posted 7:05 AM 9/7/08
Mas tequila, por favor. Mas mas tequila...
Shane2012
Mr-Busy
Posted 7:54 AM 9/7/08
I remember the old silent film version - except that it starred a Basenji.
Mr-Busy
raincoaster
Posted 7:46 AM 9/7/08
Eeek. Those hydrocephalic little fanged knick-knacks are not dogs. They are the collective unconscious expressing its worst side through the breeding and promotion of malformed, nasty-tempered gargoyles.
And that fuzzy one was a Pomeranian anyway.
raincoaster
raincoaster
Posted 5:56 PM 9/7/08
Also, over 80% of ground squirrels in Santa Monica have fleas carrying bubonic plague, so by all means let your little purse dogs play with them.
raincoaster
raincoaster
Posted 5:52 PM 9/7/08
Heel Hitler.
raincoaster