Attention Rough Bogan Ladies Of Australia – Channel Nine Wants YOU!

By Jess McGuire on July 24, 2008 at 2:09 PM

Jesus wept. Channel Nine are making a local version of Ladette To Lady, and they’re looking for potential makeover candidates. Do you fit the criteria, vagina owning Defamer Australia readers?


Are you a woman with a loud mouth? A foul-mouth?
Can you drink any bloke under the table?
Are you more interested in footy than fashion?
Are you a domestic disaster?
Consider yourself a party animal?

YES! YES! THAT’S ME! WHY? DO YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE A ‘CATCH’?


If this sounds like you, then you might be a “ladette” – a foul-mouthed, loud and uncultured young woman who needs a crash course in etiquette and manners.

Oh my god. That’s so depressing.

If you’re a filthy beer-swilling lass with the mouth of a trucker, I guess I’ll be seeing you at Eggleston Hall Finishing School later in the year.

Apply here, fellow revolting women.

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Comments

  • Heidi Vice
    July 24, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    I really wanna nominate all the chicks on austalian princess. They deserve to picked up from being “princess” and actually become ladies. So do all the girls who will miss out applying for big brother now.
    You think I should just head down to the train station in penrith with a big net or I should divert the paddy wagon.
    Its really hard not think of the mansion on laddette to lady as a “holding cell” before “bogan court”.

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  • MAWUKO KLU
    August 21, 2008 at 6:44 AM

    AM A GHANAIAN AMD VERY MUCH INTERESTED IN YOUR PROGRAMME AND WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A VERY SERIOUS AUSTRALIA LADY FRIEND FOR RELATIONSHIP.
    YOU CALL ME AS WELL 00233244383264

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