Apparently The Australian Actress You Probably Don’t Know Has Tamed That Bad Boy British Comedian You Probably Don’t Care All That Much About

Following on from June’s revelation that she’d gone on a holiday with UK comedian Russell Brand, we must say well done to Adelaide actress Teresa Palmer, who has – according to the Daily Mail – managed to tie down one of Britain’s most famous shaggers for more than a month now!

Could it be that the infamous swordsman Russell Brand has finally decided to settle down – even to the point of wanting to become a daddy? The hirsute comedian, 33, had a broody moment backstage at the O2 Wireless Festival in London’s Hyde Park when he held a pal’s baby.

As he lovingly cradled the tot, he told his new girlfriend: “Ooh I think I want one of these.”

Breaking thousands of hearts across the land, he continued: “Shall we get started?”

Aussie actress Teresa Palmer, 22, has succeeded where thousands of other women have failed in taming legendary lothario Russell. We hear the couple have been together for a month – which must be something of a record for the yo-yo-trousered Russell – and met each other on the set of Disney movie Bedtime Stories.

Although I haven’t seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the film that has made Russell a bit famous in the States, I did just witness him on David Letterman last night, and quite enjoyed him.

PS: I’d ask someone to update your IMDB bio though, love.

Teresa is currently based in Adelaide, where she lives with her current boyfriend, retired Port Adelaide Football Club star Stuart Dew.