And The ‘Headline Of The Decade’ Award Goes To…

Congratulations to all involved at the news.com.au front page who came up with this most excellent headline to announce the tale of Mark Philippoussis’ surfing mishap at Bell’s Beach (his board was snapped by a freak wave and he had to seek refuge in a cave, apparently – it’s true, I am trying not to laugh as I picture that):

You should all be very proud of yourselves.

As should “Damo of Summer Bay”, from the comments on said story, who sums up the general reaction to the tale with the witty and incisive: “I bet the Scud’s girlfriend knew exactly how to treat those bruises and cuts for the Scud. She probably got all kitted up in her nurses uniform when they got home. Yeah Scud Yeah!”

Yeah, Scud, yeah, indeed.