Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Won’t Someone Think Of The (Theoretical) Children?

Despite Her Blake Incarcerated remaining, well, incarcerated for the forseeable future (27 months, to be exact), apparently Amy Winehouse’s biological clock has started ticking (or it could be the egg timer she ate mid-crack-binge, thinking it was a delicious apple, but that’s anyone’s guess).

Not only that, but she wants FIVE children with her No Good™ husband. Now that’s a life goal if ever I heard one!

In an interview published today Miss Winehouse talked of the couple’s plans for a large family.

‘I want at least five kids,’ she said. ‘I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.’ She said the couple wanted identical twins.

But Fielder-Civil will not be released until at least December after admitting beating up a pub landlord and attempting to pervert the course of justice.

Incidentally, when I first skimmed the headlines this morning, I misread that piece’s title as “Amy wants five children JAILED WITH Blake”.

Which, honestly, is probably just as likely to be true as the real headline is, when you think about it. After all, there was a time when Blake looked as though he feasted on the blood of virgins every full moon, so maybe it’s time for him to start again – and Amy just wants to give him the.gift that keeps on giving!