Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Mitch Winehouse And The Understatement Of The Decade

Look, I know it’s never big nor cool to mock the afflicted, and I’m sure Winegums’ whole “OMG rushed to hospital” ordeal was, like, totally nail-biting, but I couldn’t help but laugh at dad Mitch Winehouse’s apparent exclamations to the crowd that gathered as Amy was being poured into the ambulance the other day, because, well, you’ll work it out:

Distraught Mitch, 54, was heard shouting: “She’s f***** up, she’s f***** up,” The Sun newspaper in England reported.

What the Sun nor news.com.au didn’t clear up was whether he was shouting that in relation to her hospitalisation, or whether he was just making a general statement about Amy’s day to day life.

You know, I’m starting to worry that covering Winegums Watch is desensitising me; I think the signs are there – the other day I bit the head off a fluffy kitten and spat it in the face of some children suffering from incurable diseases, and all I wanted to do afterwards was body shots. Then I punched a hole in the side of a church collections box and spent the money on Mad Magazine. What the hell is happening to me?