Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Blake Fielder-Civil Edition

Ha ha ha, I love it when Amy Winehouse’s No Good™ husband Blake Fielder-Civil has to suck eggs, and since she seems to be mostly over him (or at least just too wasted/demented to remember she has a husband) these days, that means I get to enjoy it with delicious regularity.

In this instance, Amy forgot to show up at Blake’s sentencing! But his girlfriend did!

Tell ‘er what she’s won, Joe – a beautiful marriage!

Amy Winehouse didn’t turn up to see husband Blake sentenced today but his reported girlfriend was in floods of tears outside the court.

Blonde German model Sophie Schandorff, 21, was obviously distraught after the hearing, which saw Fielder-Civil sentenced to 27 months in prison today for grievous bodily harm and perverting the course of justice.

Schandorff caused a stir at court in April when she was in Winehouse’s usual place to support Fielder-Civil and the couple were seen to mouth ‘I love you’ to each other.

Awesome, sounds like everyone’s getting along well, then!

Anyway, looks like Fielder-Civil will spend another four or so months in jail, if he behaves himself (and I have to say, he does look surprisingly healthy in his most recent mugshot), though he’s been sentenced to 27 months, yadda yadda yadda. WIN!