Amy Poehler Joins Cast Of ‘Office’-Unrelated ‘Office’ Spinoff

· Baby Mama’s supporting womb Amy Poehler is in “final negotiations” to star in the “don’t-call-it-a-spinoff” The Office spinoff. Said Poehler, “The second I heard Aziz Ansari had already signed on, it really just became a matter of ‘when do we start?’” [Variety]
· Most annoyingly overhyped project ever (and it’s still just a script! Barely a glimmer of a storyboard in its amorous father Quentin Tarantino’s eye) Inglorious Bastards is said to now be considering Leo DiCaprio to star, in addition to Brad Pitt. Also on their shortlist: Marlon Brando, Charlie Chaplin, and Jesus Christ. [Variety]
· Wait a second—Desperate Housewives is actually committing to the whole jump-ahead-five-years gimmick used in the season finale? We guess so, as all the kids on the show have been replaced by teenage actors. Maybe that’s what Grey’s Anatomy can do with Katherine Heigl: Set next season in 2118, where all your friends at Seattle Grace enjoys the benefits of a miraculous age-freezing pill, except Izzie, who didn’t sign up for trials. (And died of natural causes at 86.) [THR]
· Lost writer Craig Rosenberg will make his feature directorial debut with The Panopticon, about “a medical salesman who receives a mysterious videotape from himself telling him the world will end and that he must stop it.” [THR]
· Fox has ordered a presentation for Sincerely, Ted L. Nancy, a non-scripted comedy based on the popular disgruntled-consumer-fights-back Letters From A Nut books, an inferior retread of Don Novello’s classic The Lazlo Letters. [THR]