I've been saving up the blind items for a rainy day (and let me tell you, I have quite the collection of vaguely defamatory tales), but since I've been sick for weeks and am only now able to get my brain back to its normal functionality, I can't see why we can't bang one out now.

I cannot back the following item up at ALL, but it was left as a comment on a Defamer Australia post - even if it's not true, the way it's written is hilarious.

From someone calling themselves '[REDACTED] is a sex boy', we learned...

[REDACTED] is a liar, hes not a virgin anymore.. this is from [REDACTED - NAME OF SEX BOY'S FAMOUS GIRLFRIEND] email, my friend knows her password. quote: [REDACTED] "i love making love to u, i can't believe i get to make love to u, and when we make love its so explosive"

Arf. If Sex Boy really did email the line 'when we make love its so explosive' to his little lady, then there's nothing we can do but quietly chuckle - and perhaps feel thankful that no one has been left untouched in this situation.

 

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