All Foxy Vampire Roads Lead Back To Countess Angelina’s Castle

We knew we were experiencing déjà vampire when first we glimpsed HBO’s central marketing image for Alan Ball’s new series True Blood—something we mistakenly attributed to the iconic Rocky Horror lips (soon to be played by Audrina Patridge’s vagina in an MTV remake—but more on that later!). But it was only upon seeing the virtually identical key art for sunlight-resistant Diablo Cody’s Jennifer’s Body that the true inspiration for both campaigns hit us: A portrait of Angelina Jolie from Entertainment Weekly in which the actress plays up her succubus image, savoring what we like to imagine were the last drops of Billy Bob Thornton’s hemogravy after a particularly rough session of Hide the Stake. Click to experience the full cannibalistic scope of this bloody marketing horror!

• New One-Sheet for Jennifer’s Body [ComingSoon.net]