Ali Lohan Zit Crisis Exclusive!
Posted by Seth at 11:30 AM on July 8, 2008
· We're thrilled to see that E! is perfectly prepared to throw their First Family of Reality under the bus if it means getting a pretty inspired sketch on the air. [Chelsea Lately]
· Nicole Kidman delivered a beautiful girl today named Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Her birthing canal was then swiftly Botoxed back to its original state. [Reuters]
· When we heard the title, "Molly Ringwald on Molly Ringwald," we figured we were in for some brat-packer-themed porn (à la Pretty in the Pink). Sadly, there is no Molly-on-Molly action to be had here, but cheap thrills abound nonetheless. [LAT]
· Speaking of John Hughes heroines: Ever wonder what happened to Curly Sue? Wonder no more! [MySpace via Too Much Awesome]
· Hey, kids! What time is it?! [ffffound.com]

· We're thrilled to see that E! is perfectly prepared to throw their First Family of Reality under the bus if it means getting a pretty inspired sketch on the air. [
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hughman
Posted 2:22 PM 8/7/08
oh seth... that donkey book is just so, so wrong. (but eerily funny).
hughman
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:10 AM 9/7/08
"It's Donkey Time" is the failed book-to-movie that was the last straw in the Rose McGowan - Robert Rodriguez relationship.
CourageousCoward
Barbarella
Posted 7:12 AM 9/7/08
She actually looks younger than the "real" Ali!
Barbarella