Alba, McConaughey Offspring Already Slumming It With OK!

Ah, the three trimesters of Hollywood child birth: 1. pretend to love pregnancy, 2. schedule a c-section in order to sidestep any labour or stretching of siren vag, and 3. whore out your newborn’s picture to the highest bidder. It’s such a magical time! And while there are critics, it’s a natural response to choose to splash your baby’s face across the tabloids, especially when you constantly publicly reminisce about the good ol’ days when you could buy panty liners in private. And why participate in the Hollywood Baby Bonanza? It’s not like the early publicity will morph your kid into some kind of poorly mannered fauxhawked skunk. However, it will get you paid.