A Late-Afternoon LaBeouf-In-Crisis Round-Up

As a world on edge waits to hear whether Mutt Williams will ever wield a whip again (we’re hearing some encouraging news that his pinkie is out of critical care!), we bring you all the latest in the Shia LaBeouf could-have-been-much-worse DUI nightmare:
· Sgt. Tressa Gunnels is amazed the injuries weren’t more severe. Also: She’s bad arse. [KCAL]
· The rap sheet! [ET]
· Shia was at The Troubadour at a Lemon Sun and Rumspringa show before the accident: “[He was] dancing around and acting really crazy…He kept doing shots of whiskey…He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself.” The female passenger in the overturned car was his Australian Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas, pictured here moments after boyfriend Adrian Grenier’s generous offer to polka-dot the stripes out of her. [Us]

· Grenier, meanwhile, is reportedly displeased that she was out partying with LaBeouf at 3 a.m. Asked for a status update, Grenier was reportedly “testy…and refused to comment.” [NY Daily News]
· Shia’s mum Shayna LaBeouf spoke to reporters from Cedars-Sinai, where she’s been with Shia since the accident. She said he’s “doing fine,” and was close to tears as she said “thank you, thank you,” to concerned fans. [E!]
· Gold Derby blog’s Tom O’Neil takes out his gilded switch and raps Shia lightly on his non-injured hand. If you expect to win Oscars, young man, we’ll need to see some shaping up in the DUI truck-flipping department! [LAT]
·Transformers 2 co-star Tyrese was asked if he thought the reported month-long hiatus might affect Shia’s involvement in the film, to which he responded: “A month? He won’t be in the hospital for a month. He just hurt his hand. He can afford a private nurse.” [MTV]