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A Late-Afternoon LaBeouf-In-Crisis Round-Up
Posted by Seth at 10:30 AM on July 29, 2008
As a world on edge waits to hear whether Mutt Williams will ever wield a whip again (we're hearing some encouraging news that his pinkie is out of critical care!), we bring you all the latest in the Shia LaBeouf could-have-been-much-worse DUI nightmare:
· Sgt. Tressa Gunnels is amazed the injuries weren't more severe. Also: She's bad arse. [KCAL]
· The rap sheet! [ET]
· Shia was at The Troubadour at a Lemon Sun and Rumspringa show before the accident: "[He was] dancing around and acting really crazy...He kept doing shots of whiskey...He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself." The female passenger in the overturned car was his Australian Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas, pictured here moments after boyfriend Adrian Grenier's generous offer to polka-dot the stripes out of her. [Us]
As a world on edge waits to hear whether Mutt Williams will ever wield a whip again (we're hearing some encouraging news that his pinkie is out of critical care!), we bring you all the latest in the Shia LaBeouf could-have-been-much-worse DUI nightmare:
· Grenier, meanwhile, is reportedly displeased that she was out partying with LaBeouf at 3 a.m. Asked for a status update, Grenier was reportedly "testy...and refused to comment." [NY Daily News]
· Shia's mum Shayna LaBeouf spoke to reporters from Cedars-Sinai, where she's been with Shia since the accident. She said he's "doing fine," and was close to tears as she said "thank you, thank you," to concerned fans. [E!]
· Gold Derby blog's Tom O'Neil takes out his gilded switch and raps Shia lightly on his non-injured hand. If you expect to win Oscars, young man, we'll need to see some shaping up in the DUI truck-flipping department! [LAT]
·Transformers 2 co-star Tyrese was asked if he thought the reported month-long hiatus might affect Shia's involvement in the film, to which he responded: "A month? He won't be in the hospital for a month. He just hurt his hand. He can afford a private nurse." [MTV]
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jasonelias
Posted 3:04 PM 29/7/08
@TheLemon: It's Sadie like that old Spinners song. Well, well, well...
Old No.7: She looks kind of porny...
jasonelias
UnklStinky
Posted 3:04 PM 29/7/08
Homeboy's not careful, he just might River the Phoenix outta himself.
UnklStinky
WasatchMan
Posted 1:57 PM 29/7/08
Nice to know that Jar-Jar, oops I meant Shia, is doing OK.
WasatchMan
Old No.7
Posted 1:06 PM 29/7/08
Good to see that the journalistic integity of L.A. news anchors is still alive, what with those big fake tits and spray tan.
Old No.7
Palmerlime
Posted 12:43 PM 29/7/08
Every time I hear his name, I always think of the song "Sheilanagig," but I replace the song's title with his name instead.
Just thought I'd share.
Palmerlime
TheLemon
Posted 11:30 AM 29/7/08
Wait...his middle name is Saide? Is that like Sadie or more like Shar-day?
TheLemon
Breadbowl
Posted 11:00 AM 29/7/08
I want to hate Shia for the DUI but I like him for making one note Grenier testy...he he he.
Breadbowl
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 10:56 AM 29/7/08
ah seth, you never disappoint with the facts of crashgate 2008.
bess marvin, girl detective
NoWireHangers
Posted 12:50 AM 30/7/08
@Old No.7: @jasonelias: Mia Lee is the fantastic plastic woman. I remember when I first moved to LA and was horrified to see blonde hair on an Asian anchor--that was in addition to her love of saline and skimpy tops. These days she's looking particularly horrific--apparently she's done something with her lips and there might be some implants in her face--she can barely open her mouth.
NoWireHangers
Citizen Kang
Posted 1:23 AM 30/7/08
@NoWireHangers:
I cannot sit idly by as you denegrate the tits! Just because she's a Asian-American newscaster whose face inexplicably looks Hispanic is not a clear-cut case of work having been done.
Citizen Kang
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 1:30 AM 30/7/08
Where's La Beouf?!
Oxycontinmoron
jasonelias
Posted 2:11 AM 30/7/08
@NoWireHangers: Mia looks like she's done a lot. Looks like a blow-up doll.
jasonelias
TurdBlossom
Posted 3:16 AM 30/7/08
Does Awful Plastic Surgery.Com know about this woman? Cause if they don't, they really should. Faces like that are usually found on huts in Africa to scare away spirits.
TurdBlossom
WGARefugee
Posted 3:46 AM 30/7/08
@TurdBlossom: They do but I get a message from google that visiting them may be harmful to my computer. In the past, it was just my appetite.
WGARefugee
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 4:39 AM 30/7/08
@Breadbowl: I'm with you on this. To know that Grenier was discombobulated because his classy lady was caught riding dertay with young Mutt Jones brings meaning to all this pointless orange-hued media reportage and truck-related carnage.
Huge Tracts of Land
Barbarella
Posted 6:14 AM 30/7/08
@TheLemon: Or is it like Sayid?
Barbarella