A day after the world learned that Jimmy Kimmel would teabag Sarah Silverman no more, are we glimpsing the face of the other woman? A tipster to Gawker writes: “Her name is Molly McNearney…and she’s been promoted all the way (with one stop in between) from assistant to head writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live!” The last time someone ascended from the trenches so quickly, it was Merv Griffin’s topiary-manicurist, Ryan Seacrest. Which doesn’t necessarily mean they are doing it—just that someone saw a great deal of potential in someone else, and made all the necessary arrangements. [Gawker]