A Bad Pedicure Can Be Really Depressing

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 3:08 PM on July 4, 2008

It was no surprise that in the wake of her former lawyer speaking out and stating he made up her defence about the dicey baggage handlers (cheers, Triple J's Hack!) Australia's most famous boogie board enthusiast Schapelle Corby suffered a case of the sadpants.

Tragically, not even a perfectly timed pedicure could cheer her up.

Australian drug trafficker Schapelle Corby has suffered a relapse after venturing out of her hospital ward to go to a beauty salon yesterday, doctors say.

Corby, who is serving 20 years for drug smuggling, is being treated at a Bali hospital for depression but yesterday left her ward under the watch of armed guards to have her hair done and get a pedicure.

The visit caused a media storm and Corby tried to hide her face as she left the salon, once she realised a swarm of reporters was waiting outside.

Sanglah Hospital doctor Lely Setyawati today said Corby's condition had deteriorated after her outing "... because it's been blown up, she's been chased by many people, she's been afraid".

"The effect is ... her condition is back to zero."

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Setyawati said doctors had been preparing to send Corby back to Kerobokan prison, but said that would now be delayed.

"We were preparing her to strengthen her so that she would be able to face her punishment, but now we need a longer time," she said

Perhaps an additional facial and some aromatherapy would help matters?

She said she did not know in advance that Corby planned to visit the salon yesterday, but it would have been a positive experience for her.

WELL YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT SO.

Poor Schapelle :(

 

Comments

lee

Posted July 4, 2008 11:28 PM

Yeah I guess Ivan Millatt has the same level of stress when he goes out for his "Back, Crack & Sack"!

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