July 9, 2008

 

Enrique Iglesias' Former Aussie Plaything Causing A Stir In The British Big Brother House

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 4:28 PM on July 9, 2008

Who said rainy British weather leads to prudish behaviour? There's nothing dour about a spunky housemate getting down to the bare essentials on television, and that's exactly what latest Big Brother UK housemate (and born and bred Australian lass, no less) has done.

The first ever Aussie in the British Big Brother house is causing quite a stir - stripping down to her bikini, even though it was raining.

The sultry Angelina Jolie lookalike, Sara Folino, 27, has been working in the US for music station MTV. She moved to London five years ago after being kicked out of home in Melbourne.

Well done. That's Gold Coast compound behaviour if ever I saw it. Given that Sara was spotted pashing on with singer Enrique Iglesias at an MTV party, this is simply the latest thrilling event in Sara's VERY INTERESTING existence. Bravo! Encore! Grab a bottle of champers and go nuts!

Another Day, Another Child Pornography Scandal!

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 4:17 PM on July 9, 2008

Hot on the heels of the recent Art Monthly cover debacle (shame on you, K-Rudd! You made a little girl cry!) I am saddened to report that the seemingly endless and totally tedious Art World versus Moral Australia battle appears to be continuing, and this time Olympic champ Michael Klim is the villain!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS PICTURE, KLIM? THAT'S A NEKKID BEBBEH ON YOUR BARE ADULT CHEST!

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If you're as outraged as I am, you can join the Facebook group "Protest Michael Klim's Child Pornography Photo Shoot", created by decency watch dog, Triple J breakfast host, and all round cheeky monkey Lindsay "The Doctor" McDougall.

While you're at it, you may like to also sign up to the "Oh DO Fuck Off, Hetty Johnson" collective as well.

Angie Hart: "I Feel A Little Tricked And Betrayed"

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 12:58 PM on July 9, 2008

angiedave.jpgBloody hell. Yesterday I promised you exclusive audio goodness, but I can't get the stupid audio clip thingos to work, and my head hurts, so there's gonna be a slight delay, I'm afraid. However, because I wanted to give you something to read, I have lovingly transcribed the conversation I had with Angie Hart yesterday on the cutting edge topic "Neighbours versus Home & Away". It is daft, and you can read it all after the jump.

And if you'd like to win tickets to any of the East Coast Dave McCormack (ex Custard)/ Angie Hart (ex Frente) shows, just send a funny video link - anything you like - to tips at defamer.com.au, and mention which show you'd like to win a double pass for. That's it!

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Dangerous Pant- And Tree-Snakes Abound In Best Porn Intro Ever!

Posted by Seth at 12:00 PM on July 9, 2008

· You'll likely have many questions after watching the Best Porn Intro Ever. We'll likely not have answers. Still, that doesn't detract from the fact that this is, without a doubt, the best. Porn. Intro. Ever. [YouTube]
· Mark Burnett is being sued for $70 million by Mr. Drummond. Oh wait—that's Conrad Bain. Never mind. [ABCNews.com]
· Ladies and gentlemen: We proudly present the shirtless, out-of-work bartenders who'll be standing around a kitchen island saying racist things on this summer's tenth edition of Big Brother! [Yahoo]
· Something about Madonna's return to gossip bad-girl status has sent her running back into the arms of her former stunt-lesbian tonsil-field-hockey-partner, Britney Spears, for comfort. Britney got a job out of it. [CNN]
· OMGZ! Some of David Lynch's favourite restaurants are some of our favourite restaurants! (Actually we're only sort of feigning surprise. We've seen him sitting outside Figaro about 12 zillion times.) [LAT]
· And finally, a hearty congratulations to our own videostronomer Molly McAleer, named by Urlesque as one of 20 "Bloggers We Want To See In Bikinis." It's her two-piece-rocking world. We just live in it. [Urlesque]

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Now That Diamond Rings Are Involved, Lohan / Ronson Romance Takes New Life

Posted by Molly Friedman at 11:20 AM on July 9, 2008

As the Daily Mirror reported yesterday, Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant/roommate/rough sex partner Samantha Ronson decided to give her bestest girlfriend one highly suggestive 22nd birthday gift: a Cartier diamond ring worth close to $22k. As these pictures show (closer look after the jump), Ronson picked up the pricey bauble on a sunny shopping trip with Lindsay over the weekend, and Lohan didn't waste any time slipping the ring on the one finger where rings mean anything — the treacherous inch of skin on a girl's left hand traditionally reserved for engagement gems. But this isn't the first time Lindsay and Sam have projected their love via hand decor, and judging by the way this couple handled their first Promise Ring engagement, we're worried Sam doesn't know what we do: sentimental jewelry is not the way to Lindsay's (still intact!) heart...

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The Stanley Cup Had A Way More Fabulous, Celebrity-Filled Fourth Of July Than You Did

Posted by Seth at 10:25 AM on July 9, 2008

The Stanley Cup—aka Canada's Holy Grail, from which, legend has it, one sip of Labatt Blue renders the drinker immortal—took some time off from its current damnation home in Detroit to take in some local sunshine and glamour. Starting in Manhattan Beach at the home of former San Jose Shark Brad Stuart, the cup then bounced into its rental (a convertible Sebring) and hightailed it down to Chris Chelios's place in Malibu. It stopped for breakfast at Coogie's Beach CafĂ©, where a cup-struck Rob Reiner bashfully approached it and requested a photograph. But it was once it arrived at Bally's gym owner John Wildman's annual Fourth of July party that it really started getting caught up in the Hollywood fast lane, rubbing handles with the likes of Detroit's own Kid Rock, David Spade, Cuba Gooding Jr., Ray Liotta, and Jeremy Piven. The Stanley Cup Journal blog reports:

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Chivalrous Steve Carell Saves Anne Hathaway From Ex's Voracious Italian Countrymen

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 10:00 AM on July 9, 2008

Anne Hathaway's long road back from her oily-boyfriend, dog-abandoning private hell had one final hurdle Monday: The Italian premiere of Get Smart, where Raffaello Follieiri's compatriots bared their red-carpet fangs at the actress — who apparently, despite her ever-expansive doe eyes, didn't see it coming. Thank God, though, Steve Carell was there, defying his typecast incompetence in his helpless co-star's service:

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Christopher Ciccone's Tell-All Only Serves To Reestablish Madonna's Sorely Missed Bad Girl Rep

Posted by Molly Friedman at 9:15 AM on July 9, 2008

Madonna's epic reputation as a racy, sexual icon who lives life with "no regrets" has encountered a few speed bumps in recent years. The transition from Material Girl to Earth Mother circa Ray Of Life in 1998 marked the most significant rupture to her free-wheeling Erotica-encapsulated days of drugs, sex, and whispered rock 'n roll, an "epiphany" she credited to Kabbalah. But after the ethereal schtick grew tired, the older but not necessarily wiser Madge launched a campaign to reclaim her It Girl Woman cred by slipping Christina and Britney some tongue, spreading her legs for Hard Candy, and using that handy Husband Emasculation method perfected by Katherine Heigl to resurrect her old identity as a shockworthy icon of sorts. And after hearing just what kind of "sordid" revelations await us in her estranged brother's tell-all memoir Life With My Sister Madonna, we don't think Madge's reps should even bother issuing a denial about Christopher Ciccone's book. Anecdotes about same-sex makeout sessions, drug parties with studio execs, and straight-edge Guy Ritchie's alleged "homophobic" tendencies, all of which actually add up to a convincing pro-Madonna campaign...

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Ajay's (Legal) Weigh-In

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 9:11 AM on July 9, 2008

Ajay_Rochester.jpgYou'll recall that a month or so ago it was revealed that Biggest Loser host Ajay Rochester was headed to court to face 23 charges of fraud (yes, 23).

Well, she had her day in court yesterday, and it was good to see the Daily Telegraph bringing out the sizeist adjectives once more to describe "the larger-than-life personality" of Rochester:

She is accused of receiving single parent payments for four years when she knew she was not eligible, Kim Arlington reports.

Rochester was a no-show - believed to have been in Fiji - when her case first came before the court last month.

But the larger-than-life personality appeared in person yesterday, with her lawyers telling the court she was formally pleading not guilty to the charges.

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Camilla Yearns For The Good Old Colonial Days When Every Royal Had A Darkie To Call One's Own

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 8:52 AM on July 9, 2008

When you've been called "The Rottweiler" by your husband's beloved late ex-wife and you faced a massive PR battle to win over the public of Britain and convince them that you would be a suitable wife for their Prince, and you finally managed to do so, marrying the man of your dreams after an awfully long time, what do you think would be a good accessory to add to your carry-on luggage? A badge that says "I ♥ UK"? Or maybe a culturally insensitive throwback to the days of black and white minstrels?

Duchess of Cornwall Camilla chooses the latter!

Members of the Royal Family tend to avoid taking their lead from Prince Phillip on matters of cultural or colonial insensitivity.

But the Duchess of Cornwall's choice of Burberry bag accessory suggests he is not the only one capable of gaffs of this sort.

Royal watchers were astonished to see - what appeared to be - a golliwog figure in the boot of her car, minutes before she was whisked away from the Hampton Court Flower Show yesterday morning.

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Posted by Seth at 8:50 AM on July 9, 2008

And just as we anticipated, Gunther and Naked Guy holding out on the rumoured Friends reunion movie has unravelled the project completely, with various cast members now saving face by acting like it was never in the cards to begin with: "'Nothing is happening in this regard,' said Matthew Perry's rep in a statement. 'The rumour is false.' This sentiment was echoed by David Schwimmer's publicist, who said, 'there's been no discussion about it.' And dealing the final blow to the rumour was a rep for Jennifer Aniston, who said that his client was unaware of any such project, and who questioned by she would have any interest in revisiting her sitcom days." [OK]

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Attention, Sunday Has Left The Building, We Repeat: Sunday Has Left The Building

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 8:43 AM on July 9, 2008

keithnic.jpgLooks like the birth of little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban is going to be one of those that ushers in the "SHE HAS JUST EATEN SOMETHING" school of celebrity news reporting that occasionally troubles the gossip set. You know, where usually they'll be all like "The baby's here, congratulations to all, we'll check in when it looks less like Hans Moleman; around the two year mark? Good, see you then", in certain cases they're just hanging on the new family's every move.

This seems to be one of those instances.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have reportedly taken newborn daughter Sunday Rose home, just a day after she was born.

Hospital staff told the media the new family set off for their secluded property outside Nashville just before midnight local time.

Well, at least it's "good" to see that the days of a blissful week in hospital following the birth being tended to by wise old maternity nurses are not just a thing of the past for "normal" people like us.

But I look forward to hearing the latest update from the Kidman Urban camp - perhaps something along the line of, "At 2am eastern standard time tonight, Nicole Kidman will be changing Sunday's nappy - EXCLUSIVE".

Latest Season Of 'Dancing With The Stars' May Not Suck, May Actually Contain Stars

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 8:37 AM on July 9, 2008

Tina Sparkle.pngOf course, that all depends on your definition of "star", but a totally gorgeous and currently employed Home & Away castmember (who, doubly excitingly, used to regularly appear in the Dolly magazines of the Defamer Australia team's youth) probably fits the bill: welcome aboard the good ship "I Thought This Might Revive My Career", Jodi Gordon!

Jodi joins other rumoured Dancing stars as, er, Tara Reid. And that's about it so far. So she really IS the star!

While Channel 7 would not officially confirm Gordon's reality TV spin yesterday, Confidential can reveal the Home and Away star has agreed to take part in the popular dance-off when it airs post-Olympics.

While her boyfriend, Seven heir Ryan Stokes, will be hoping Gordon leaves more than just her hat on during her ballroom blitz, the stunning brunette will no doubt be positioned as the eye candy offering of the eighth series.

Well, until Channel Seven themselves decide to "reveal" the official line-up for this year, we're sticking with illustrating this piece with the glorious visage of one Miss Tina Sparkle, aka Sonia Kruger, Dancing co-host and general goddess.

Did Prolific Robert Rodriguez Trade Rose McGowan for 22-Year-Old in His Latest Romantic Drama?

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:30 AM on July 9, 2008

Box-office bombs and Barbarella casting crises aside, we hear today that the Robert Rodriguez Girlfriend Roundelay may have simply been too crowded for Rose McGowan to keep her place during the couple's bust-up. A tipster sends word that Rodriguez has moved on to 22-year-old Kat Dennings, the Charlie Bartlett ingenue currently shooting Shorts with the filmmaker in Austin; the duo has reportedly been seen at locales around town — including Rodriguez's hot tub, we're told — but for all we know that could just be a bit of refreshment after a long, midsummer day under the scorching Texas sun.

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Secrets Of The Prosthetic Member: 'Tell Me' Star Tells All

Posted by Seth at 8:00 AM on July 9, 2008

As the official site describes it, HBO's Tell Me You Love Me offers "an unfiltered look at three couples as they navigate critical periods in their lives." By "unfiltered," of course what they mean is, "boldly ushering slapping balls into the premium cable landscape." And no one's slapping balls were more closely scrutinized than actor Adam Scott, whose Cruiseian good looks made up one-half of the couple you would have most eagerly TiVoed through the boring stuff to see knock prosthetic uglies. Talking to BlackBook, Scott reveals what went into making the "banging for real" illusion come alive:

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Meet Joan Graves, the Most Powerful Censor in the Film Industry

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:05 AM on July 9, 2008

Believe it or not, half-arse blogging neophyte Patrick Goldstein has kind of a genuine scoop today at The Big Picture: A heads-up to an interview with CARA (Classifcation And Ratings Administration) board head Joan Graves, arguably the most notorious (and notoriously private) movie censor of the last 50 years. Of course, it's not Goldstein's interview, but rather his wife's, banished to the relatively innocuous comfort of Graves's alumni magazine at Stanford. But that doesn't make it an any-less-terrifying glimpse behind the scenes of the ratings board's "parent-friendly" tyranny:

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When Glossies Attack: Blake Lively Latest Victim Of Airbrushing Whack Jobs

Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:35 AM on July 9, 2008

Blake Lively's people are throwing a hissy fit over the Gossip Girl star's cover shot on this month's Seventeen. And before assuming this is just another case of some publicist overreacting and getting their La Perlas in a twist over nothing, one quick look at the cover in question actually makes us side with the flack this time. Lively's gone out of her way recently to make sure no one confuses her with Paris Hilton, but her puffy eyes, hollow cheekbones and vampire chompers on the Seventeen cover aren't helping her case. Which begs the question: why is it so hard for a magazine to shoot a decent celebrity cover? Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker are all recent victims of the same unflattering cover treatments, and all kinds of oddly unglamorous shots have hit newsstands for years.

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DeAnna Pappas: 'Your The One'

Posted by Seth at 6:10 AM on July 9, 2008

They say that every soul has their One out there somewhere—and after a false start that left her hunched over and coughing up blood on her Gazebo of Broken Dreams, DeAnna Pappas finally found hers last night on The Bachelorette's season finale. And who, we ask, is more deserving of legitimate and lasting happiness, having submitted herself to not one but two six-week-long cattle-call searches for true love? No one! Learn who DeAnna chose—the very same fellow who scribbled that spell-unchecked grocery list of proposal talking points above—after the jump!

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'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' Further Corners Market on Mexican Gags For the Whole Family

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 5:25 AM on July 9, 2008

Our obsession with Disney's forthcoming nature extravaganza Beverly Hills Chihuahua has resulted in feverish demands for an earlier release date and, failing that, an unabating anticipation of the day when we can plunk down our $10 for studio's garish, G-rated monument to ethno-canine stereotypes. The bastards appear to be listening, however, as a new teaser making the rounds features the angry, George Lopez-voiced hero Papi rallying the diminutive troops, wetting panties and calling for "mas" all-you-can-eat taco bars and "no mas" handbag accessorising. Seriously — who can wait for this?


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Posted by Seth at 5:00 AM on July 9, 2008

Semi-mummified Viacom overlord Sumner Redstone explains how he managed to work an immortality clause into his 8-trillion-year contract: "I don't want to die. I love what I'm doing. I love Viacom. I love CBS. And so I don't want to die. I have a will to live. The same will to win that I've always had. And, I'm gonna fight death as long as I can. I like it here. I don't want to go anywhere else." And with that, the eternally youthful media titan gave a mischievous wink—causing his lower jaw to shake loose and fall to the ground, evaporating into a small cloud of dust upon impact. [Page Six]


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Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?

Posted by Molly Friedman at 4:35 AM on July 9, 2008

After sufficiently mourning the split between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore by giving our iBook a tearful embrace, we found ourselves facing a familiar Drew-inspired dilemma: figuring out who the serial dater extraordinaire will add to her illustrious list of ex-boyfriends next. Even before sort of settling down with the Strokes' token hottie Fabrizio Moretti, Barrymore winked and giggled her way into the hearts of a wildly eccentric group of actors, musicians, comedians, sex tape vendors, drug addicts, directors and Firecrotch ranters. She's aimed high (Leo), low (Feldman), and was an early member of the Lesbian Chic bandwagon. After the jump, we take a look at all her past paramours in order to narrow down our own suggested candidates for the next round.

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Gay Wrestling And Rioting Rednecks: We're Going Out On A Limb And Guessing Sacha Baron Cohen Is Involved

Posted by Seth at 4:05 AM on July 9, 2008

Just one day after an Israeli political blogger's account of being ambushed in Jerusalem by Sacha Baron Cohen's voguing/strudel-loving alter ego was devoured by the Bruno-obsessed internets, comes news of strange events going down at a fair grounds in Little Rock that would appear to have the swarthy British prankster's riot-inciting fingerprints all over it. Arriving for what was billed on posters (pictured above) as "Blue Collar Brawlin': Hot Chicks, Cold Beer, Hardcore Fights," local cage-match fans instead got a generous helping of a different kind of man-on-man action:

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Terry Semel Woos Dubai's Billions in Planned Return to Moguldom

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:45 AM on July 9, 2008

While DreamWorks, Lionsgate and even Cash-Machine Manoj all have Indian capital to thank for their varying degrees of independence, Terry Semel is apparently courting a few billion dollars from Dubai as he nears a deal to acquire the management giant (and burgeoning media player) IMG. The ex-Warner Bros./Yahoo! kingpin has had his eye on Teddy Forstmann's hobby since at least June, when it was rumoured Semel was knocking on a few gilded doors around the Middle East, hat in hand.

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Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey

Posted by Seth at 2:45 AM on July 9, 2008

Sexiest Beef-Pusher Alive Matthew McConaughey can strike "dabble in fatherhood" from his phonebook-thick bucket list, as his girlfriend has just birthed the actor's first child: a healthy son, with ten fingers, ten toes, but—in an unfortunate congenital defect which doctors reassure will have no bearing on the child's quality of life—only one, tiny flip-flop. From the Reuters report:

The child — the first for McConaughey and model Camila Alves — was born on Monday evening, the report quoted the actor's publicist as saying.

McConaughey, 38, said in January that he and Alves were "stoked and wowed" by the pending arrival.

Help name him in our Name Matthew McConaughey's Son Poll after the jump!


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Youngest 'Brady Bunch' Daughter Goes From Curls to Hurls In Doomed Radio Chat

Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 2:20 AM on July 9, 2008

What started out as a holiday-weekend news curio exploded yesterday when CNN uncorked what may be its most important news package of the year: Coverage of a very hungover Susan Olsen — the actress who played little Cindy Brady on The Brady Bunch — fleeing a radio interview to throw up. But this isn't just any Z-list scandal; this is shaping up as perhaps the most shattering gastric crisis in the long history of Pueblo, Colorado. "It was Cindy Brady!" the radio host cries out. "At 8:30 in the morning! What happened?" Indeed — especially with the ex-star's "mildly autistic" 10-year-old son with her in the studio ("Watch her drink like a pig!" Fox News reports he "interjected") and an unrepentant Olsen excusing the episode with a shrug: "That's how kids learn!"

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