Since everybody seemed to have such a lark the other day either defending Brisbane or trying to make the claim that their home state actually reads more nonsense journalism than yours does, I feel it's only right to continue this idiocy statistical research by proving, sorry, providing another insight into the average Brisbane Times reader:

There you have it, ladies and gentlemen of the jury - I rest my case.

(And, yes, I did leave off #4 and #5 for comedic effect, because, you know, that sort of massaging of the data is what wins Walkley Awards!)

 

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