George Carlin was right. Rape can be funny.

ColbertNation

The intensity of this scene was riveting, but all the double talk and insider innuendo left me thoroughly confused. I may have to lift my ban on watching anything involving the Corey's to get the full story.

kookla

There's a GQ interview this month where Feldman says it wasn't Jackson, but an assistant he had in 1986, and that Corey Haim said he would never tell anyone but did anyway, and this topic is really grim so I want to make an awkward segue about Gisele Bundchen half-naked.

whitekidinflatbush

I now can claim eternal happiness, if only because I will never be sitting in my local Norms in ski hat playing "who got raped more" with my equally ass-tastic childhood best friend. Oh, and making sure to involve the waitress in the whole spectacle.

Klassee.

tmp00

Anyone who's seen any of these douchebags' movies has been raped.

Mel Gibstein

@Little Mintz Sunshine: I thought the answer was "karma."

nick_r

In answer to the headline "Who Raped the Coreys?"...Hell, who wouldn't rape the Coreys?

Little Mintz Sunshine

Yikes.

I like my Corey watching light and fluffy. Whenever I need to laugh, I just remember that time I saw Corey F's band play at the House of Blues. "Bad People"; Good times.

NoWireHangers

With all due respect to actual molestation victims, Mr. Feldman has less credibility than Howard K. Stern in my household...point a camera in his direction and he'll say whatever he thinks will get you to smile at him.

Has-beens that were stars as kids = Never-beens in the adult world.

Disclosure: Haim's Variety ad is my iPhone wallpaper, so I'm not exactly objective about these two ass-clowns.

mr.Man

Who discusses this in public...in a diner...on TV?

Juancho

On next week's episode "Charlie Sheen called me a N*****"...

Little Mintz Sunshine

And they were "raped" in the same room? I'm so confused. Someone needs to take that hat from Haim too. Bad choice.

Leviticus_71

Is this even a question?

Michael Jackson

maybe webster and the home alone kid will confess now.

van_line

Or is it a case of lets play the victim card if all else fails?

TurdBlossom

i hope they left a big tip. like a million dollars for having to listen to this.

hughman

You have got to be a Z-list loser if your assistant can rape you. And in 1986.

gwendemarco

@robot ninja spy: SHOCK! "an unpleasant shock."

robot ninja spy

@hughman: Right? Damn. I was all psyched that this was getting another season so I could laugh at these clowns. That was an unpleasant shop. I'm glad they're in therapy for it. But it would be nice if it was not for our consumption.

I don't think I'll be watching anymore.

robot ninja spy

Feldman liked it evidently. In the show he makes no bones about still being friends with both the boys salad tossers.

swensev

"It's the story...of a man named Brady..." Oh wow inappropriate. Please, God, will this endless recycling of 60's - 80's TV and Film C and D Listers never ever end? Will Alice from Brady Bunch come out as a Female-to-male tranny? Where's Susan Dey and Jimmy Walker when you need them? I'm moving on up...and where is my Daniel Boone/Fess Parker lunchbox? ...What's happenin!!

MrRewrite

Day of the Rape! Day of the Rape!

/has seen "... Rollerboys" too many times.

Glass_Family

I think Sloth from Goonies is guilty: "Hey you guys!"

cheesebubble

Corey Feldman told a story on Howard Stern's show years ago about when he was heavy into heroin, he woke up after nodding off to find a male friend blowing him.

Does that count as rape -- or just shitty timing?

thebullfrog

Michael Jackson had sex with boys?

ophthalmologist

or unexpected luck

MrRewrite

@thebullfrog: ...or really crappy heroin...

Little Mintz Sunshine

that is a really ignorant thing to say.@swensev:

switchbladesister

The Truth is that Both Corey's were molested by Michael Jackson , in addition Corey Feldman was also molested by his former assistant , Feldman still denies that Michael Jackson Molested him because of a payoff settlement

The event took place in the late 80's at Neverland , both Corey's never really discussed their 3 day stay with Michael simply because once you enter those gates you have to sign a non disclosure agreement about everything during your stay at neverland and potentially be sued if any information is disclosed

Corey Haim was Molested on the second day in front of Feldman while sharing a Jacuzzi session in their underwear along with WAKO JAKO,but feeling very uncomfortable Haim refused to play along and walked away, because of that Uncle Mike made a request to keep Haim away (in a separate house) until their departure and didn't see Haim ever again.

It is known that Feldman did spend some additional time in the Jacuzzi with uncle Mike and shared the same bed on the second night , but no molestation has been confirmed on that end , we can only assume !!!

what has been confirmed is that Uncle Wako performed ora sexl and Hand Job on Feldman while he was sleeping in a separate room on the third night ( last night at Neverland ), and threatened Feldman to destroy him if he would not shut up (moaning sounds i guess)

It is also confirmed that uncle Wako did make them drink the infamous Jesus Juice , and offered them prescription pills and Mary Jane (drugs always available in large quantities in Jackson's favorite rooms in candy jars )

How do i know all this? I know Haim Very Well and he simply loves to share his Neverland story, Haim never really cared about this since he was not molested , only a quick attempt from Michael's Part , but Corey managed to escape , as far Feldman Goes he wasn't so lucky

Last Few words

Feldman ... Keep up the good work

Haim ... Get your shit together , you might be able to fool general audience , but not people that really know you, you are still a drug addict , it shows in your eyes, face , finger nails , way you walk and speak , also at your age its time to let Judy go (Momy) we know she wont leave, specially when you are making a few $$ :-), but she is one of your biggest demons ...

The truth is that you are still the same disturb and selfish person

Michael Jackson , burn in Hell you piece of Sh.T , i can only wish you a slow and painful death

whorapedtheboys

Has anybody ever seen Corey Feldman and Liev Schreiber in the same place at the same time?

fishwife