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We Nominate Molesty Matt Damon For Mr. Shoop In 'Summer School' Reenvisioning
Posted by Seth at 6:45 AM on June 26, 2008
Having already identified the source of the famous scruff from Guess the Celebrity Nape!, we now invite you to browse further sumptuous set stills from Steven Soderbergh's The Informant—where star Matt Damon can be found undertaking a harrowing physical transformation into paunchy, Mai Tai-loving, real-world whistleblower Mark Whitacre. Wait one second: agricultural price-fixing scams? Boooring. We have a better idea: What ever happened to that Summer School remake? We've got our perfect Mr. Shoop right here!
[Photo Credit: Splash]
- Matt Damon no longer the Sexiest Man Alive? [telegraph.co.uk]
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TurdBlossom
Posted 7:42 AM 26/6/08
People magazine called Mr Damon and they want to take back the title and give it to Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp or Will Smith instead.
TurdBlossom
ColbertNation
Posted 7:34 AM 26/6/08
Judging by the small picture they should have went with a young Mark Harmon.
ColbertNation
bichon
Posted 7:21 AM 26/6/08
I live where it happened--it WAS boring, and none of us in the Midwest (you know, the always under-estimated crowd) could count the embellishments needed to make poor ol' Mark Whitacre into a movie.
bichon
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 7:11 AM 26/6/08
That rumbling sound you just heard was all the fat and ugly IT guys racing to update their Match.com profiles to include "People tell me I look like Matt Damon".
Little Mintz Sunshine
Desk_hack
Posted 8:33 AM 26/6/08
Who'd like to fuck Matt Damon now?
Desk_hack
Victor Ward
Posted 9:16 AM 26/6/08
This is a Rose Nyland story if I've ever seen one.
Victor Ward
jackass penguin
Posted 9:30 AM 26/6/08
@bichon: I was born and raised in Decatur and although no one could make Whitacre look intersting I take glee in any ADM bloodsucker getting having their sad, pitiful life dissected purely for entertainment purposes.
jackass penguin
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:45 AM 27/6/08
Who are the dwarves in the bottom right of the picture?
CourageousCoward
majikthise
Posted 3:05 AM 27/6/08
you're comparing this fish-belly white, spare-tire sporting incarnation of Matt Damon with the hotness that was Mark Harmon in his "Summer School" days??!!! puhleeze!!
majikthise