The 'Smart' Money is on Anybody But Mike Myers
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:15 AM on June 24, 2008
With the summer solstice finally arriving in our rear-view mirrors over the weekend, join us in recognising the first real box-office hits and misses of the season:
1. Get Smart - $39.2 million
The middling-at-best TV adaptation claimed the weekend essentially by default, but it also fell almost $1 million short of the $40 million opening it needed to trigger its principals' rumoured sequel clauses. Will Warner Bros. call it even and commission a script by lunch? Is Anne Hathaway renegotiating with her bad-boy paramour for further "publicity consulting" in 2010? Will Steve Carell meet Don Adams at the Get Smart 2 premiere? Only time will tell!
2. Kung Fu Panda - $21.7 million
The ursine pugilist enjoyed one last top-five weekend before Pixar's Wall-E comes along on Friday to show him what true box-office violence looks like.
3. The Incredible Hulk - $21.5 million
It might look underachieving, but don't worry! A 61% drop is exactly the kind of declining potency Bruce Banner has been searching for all these years. In a couple of weeks it'll be like none of this ever happened to him.
4. The Love Guru - $14 million
What more can we say? His karma was huge.
5. The Happening - $10 million
Manoj's Mint experienced an even steeper plunge than Hulk, driving the stroppy writer/director/profit-participant to challenge Mike Myers to a winner-take-all Bad Idea Marketplace showdown in which next weekend's lower performer flees theatres by noon Monday. We hear Paramount is said to be considering it.
Honorable Mention — 16. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl - $223,000
A few weeks after its previous release — the foreign-language epic Mongol — opened at $27K per screen, the penultimate Picturehouse film Kit Kittredge swung a staggering $44,600 per-screen average in the five cities where American Girl has retail outlets. That should hopefully make the box-packing around the office feel like it's going a little quicker.

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Trixie from Toronto
Posted 5:06 AM 24/6/08
@Fama Est: It was one of the shittiest trailers I'd ever seen. And everyone knows they put the funniest bits in the trailer. So if the preview made the average person cringe in embarrassment, why would anyone go see the film?
Trixie from Toronto
STV
Posted 4:45 AM 24/6/08
@Fama Est: Actually, $44K per screen is about as many little white girls and their parents as those five theaters could probably accommodate. It's a pretty massive number.
STV
Fama Est
Posted 4:36 AM 24/6/08
I blame the failure of the Guru movie on its surprisingly unfunny trailer. If the trailer only showed the dancing scenes, prospective audience members could have wrongly predicted that the movie is funny; the actual trailer let them know beforehand there was no chance of funny. A trailer should only include a movie's best gags if there are some funny ones; if there are none, stick with clips of the dance number. As for the cabbage patch kids movie, it's interesting that more little white girls didn't scream and whine their parents into making a trip to the theater.
Fama Est
CourageousCoward
Posted 4:17 AM 24/6/08
$39.2 million?! Missed it by THAT MUCH!
CourageousCoward
Juancho
Posted 4:17 AM 24/6/08
This is beyond derision, really. I remember last year ( or two? ) when Mike Meyers was reportedly seen all over NYC, sad and drunk. Turned out he was in the midst of his divorce.
This could be worse.
Juancho
NoWireHangers
Posted 3:38 AM 24/6/08
Hopefully, this also marks the end of Justin Timberlake's acting career.
NoWireHangers
TurdBlossom
Posted 3:28 AM 24/6/08
Apparently karma ran over Mike Myers' dogma.
TurdBlossom
raincoaster
Posted 5:31 AM 24/6/08
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl - $223,000
Dear god. I knew it was overhyped, but I thought there were still SOME kids in America who liked that shit. I should have known it was just the grandmas and mothers living through the daughters; all the Grandmas and Moms would rather be watching either Indy or Prince Caspian, depending on the generation of cougar we're talking about.
raincoaster
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:28 AM 24/6/08
@raincoaster: $223,000 on 5 screens.
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NoWireHangers
lalaland13
Posted 6:27 AM 24/6/08
@Trixie from Toronto: Exactly. If the best stuff is crap, why bother?
And I came thisclose to seeing Get Smart this weekend because of an unnatural affinity for Steve Carell. If only I had gone and brought 80,000 of my closest friends. We could have put em over the top.
lalaland13
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 11:30 AM 24/6/08
@TurdBlossom: @Juancho:
Perhaps this is all part of an elaborate plot to lower Robin's spousal support?
NotReadyForPrimeTime