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The Barely Dressed Beckhams Just Can't Resist Stripping Down For Cash
Posted by Molly Friedman at 3:30 AM on June 20, 2008
This may come as a shock, but we have some troubling news to report: it seems that the Double Dating, Non-Eating foursome of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and power duo Posh 'n Becks differ in one key regard. As opposed to TomKat's demure sartorial choices, from their first public motorcycle ride to their wedding attire to Katie's current desire to wear dresses with hemlines as long as possible, their British counterparts just love showing us some skin. As People reports, frosty-locked David has been confirmed to appear in yet another glossy ad campaign for Armani, in which the soccer star will continue to contort his Adonis body into poses highlighting his too-good-to-be-true physical assets. Since the new pictures coincide with recently released oddball shots taken of permanently deadpan wife Victoria Beckham for Marc Jacobs' Spring/Summer print campaign, we took a nostalgic (and arousing) look back at just how many times the Beckhams have admirably sold their bodies for bundles of cash. Enjoy the various real and fake body parts belonging to Britain's most rare creation: a real live hot couple.
David has already shown his pecs, abs, glutes, and all other kinds of abbreviated names for manly muscles in ads for Gillette, Motorola and, of course, last year's bulge-centric ad for Emporio Armani's fragrance.
But Posh enjoys taking off her size 00 divvies just as much, seen here in 2006's infamous W spread (shot by Steven Klein) in which the LA-bound Beckhams played house in lingerie, treasure trail-revealing pants and, often, nothin' at all. Together again to promote their his-and-her fragrances "Intimately Beckham," a porn-y straddle session seemed perfectly in order. And just for fun, we've included a shot of David playing gladiator for Pepsi, standing in a sea of...Pepsi. But his arms are visible! Which reminds us: we could really use a Pepsi right about now.
[Photo credits: People, Thisislondon.co.uk, Daily Mail, PopCrunch, JustJared]
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Juancho
Posted 4:30 AM 20/6/08
That W spread made me feel dirty when I read it...and their collective tats really didn't help.
Juancho
TruculentandUnreliable
Posted 4:15 AM 20/6/08
For some reason I thought Posh was a dude in the fourth picture. And then I came in my pants.
TruculentandUnreliable
DorothyZbornak
Posted 4:07 AM 20/6/08
May-ja!
DorothyZbornak
MidTwix
Posted 5:18 AM 20/6/08
First shirtless Jeff Goldblum, and now this.
I'm at my DESK people. Pretending to work!!
I know he's as dumb as a box of air. Perhaps that's what makes it easier to objectify him so...
MidTwix
lrubemp
Posted 6:05 AM 20/6/08
Can't blame'em. Their bioclock is tick-tick-ticking, and the future, while very comfy, ain't pretty.
lrubemp
mothrafairy
Posted 6:03 AM 20/6/08
He would really let anyone do anything to him, wouldn't he.
Wouldn't he?!?
mothrafairy
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 5:49 AM 20/6/08
@TruculentandUnreliable: That's the spirit, you dirty minx!
Trixie from Toronto
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 7:52 AM 20/6/08
@mothrafairy: He fathered children with Skeletor, so, uh....duh.
And does that Marc Jacobs advert show Pushy smiling the only way she knows how these days or were they just taking out the trash in a leftover shopping bag?
Whiteboyfunfark
TurdBlossom
Posted 7:35 AM 20/6/08
I never "got" David Beckham till the Armani underwear ad campaign. I have since learned the error of my ways.
MAYJAH!
TurdBlossom
el smrtmnky
Posted 7:33 AM 20/6/08
i thought that Pepsi shot was a cut scene from Waterworld.
@mothrafairy: in my perfect world, yes. "Bend it like Beckham, sweetie. more to the left. there."
el smrtmnky
majikthise
Posted 8:49 AM 20/6/08
he's so hot . . i just wish he'd grow some hair on his head, for f**k sake!!!
majikthise
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 10:28 AM 20/6/08
@majikthise: Yes, and I wish his eyes weren't so beady. When he comes calling, I'll have to let him know.
Trixie from Toronto
Transuranic
Posted 1:47 PM 20/6/08
I'm on the other side of everyone here, but - so completely disgustingly* NOT HOT. Neither of them. I wouldn't fuck him with YOUR dick, as the saying goes.
Epic fail.
*She's disgusting; he's merely ... vanilla not-hot.
Transuranic
Lala11_7
Posted 10:42 PM 20/6/08
@Transuranic: I don't have a dick, but if I did...you could use it to fuck David Beckham...and I'm not on the couple's tit...
BUT HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU SAY HE IS NOT HOT!!! Cause, I'ma need a description of what you CALL HOT!!!
Lala11_7
kit10indublin
Posted 3:14 AM 21/6/08
@Transuranic: TOATLLY AGREE. When I look at him all I see is VANILLA, yawn, boring, now I'm looking at my watch, my cuticles, the floor ....
If you want hot Euro football player in boys knickers look up Freddie Ljungberg and Calvin Klein. He looks like he will, could, and wants to do something bad and good to you. And you'll love both.
kit10indublin