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Studio Intimacy Sweepstakes Get Richer as Fox Joins Craigslist Circle-Jerk Circuit
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 9:30 AM on June 25, 2008
At this rate Craigslist might want to consider a subcategory for "Studio J.O. Break" or some like-titled catch-all for furtive worktime leisure pursuits; Casual Encounters can't possibly contain the epidemic of solicitations that began yesterday on the Sony lot and continues today with an even more ambitious transmission from Fox [NSFW]:
20th Cent. FOX lot. MWM, horny, hung thick! Any other studs here? - 38 (Fox Lot)
38, MWM, VGL, discreet, clean, NEG, and HUNG. Looking for some playmates on the lot for jacking/oral. Or around the area who can host from time to time. Cool with jacking, oral, anything safe. And, yes, total top here. Forward pics. No pics = no response. Face too. Gotta see you before meeting up. Total discretion, obviously. Thanks and have a great day.
No, thank you! Not be outdone, Sony's rascal in Culver City reintroduced his offer as well ("Stuck here on the lot again today, no luck yesterday, getting hornier by the hour"), once again accompanying his plea with a photo of an unsuspecting cluster of folks listening in at the masturbatory hotbed of Stage 19. We can't wait to see how a horny Paramount drone, with the swinging dick of his studio's billion-dollar 2008 tightly in hand, ups the symbolic ante on Wednesday with the C/L's lustiest, most well-cast and best-marketed ad to date.
- Sony Lot JO [Craigslist]
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Leviticus_71
Posted 9:54 AM 25/6/08
I just hate hooking up with boys who insist on a picture, yet provide no photographic evidence of themselves. Show me yours, i'll show you mine...right?
Leviticus_71
WGARefugee
Posted 9:51 AM 25/6/08
In those newspaper success stories about unknowns who make it big, this is the part that gets abridged to, "and then John Doe had the good fortune to bump into Don Simpson at a Chevron station."
WGARefugee
raincoaster
Posted 12:51 PM 25/6/08
I can tell from the back fat that none of the people in that picture will make the cut.
raincoaster
Benovite
Posted 1:20 PM 25/6/08
I swear that's not me although I am
38
MWM(damn near married)
VGL(wtf is does that mean?)
discreet(entirely)
clean(no question)
NEG(as in HIV? certainly)
and HUNG(hey my gf uses colorful language to describe it)
We can go bang it out on the New York streets backlot baby yeah!
Warner Bros. you're up next.
Benovite
el smrtmnky
Posted 4:35 AM 26/6/08
"Meet me at Cheviot Hills Park and i'll Motor the Pico out of you."
el smrtmnky
gwendolyn
Posted 4:50 AM 26/6/08
And Sean Hannity weeps in a stall of the men's room at the building on Avenue of the Americas because he knows he's too cheap to pay full fare to LAX...
Added bonus - Vintage 2004 election joke:
Q: What's 10 inches long and dangles between George W. Bush's legs?
A: Sean Hannity's tie...
gwendolyn