'Star Magazine' Readers in Revolt After Mario Lopez 'Chesthairgate' Scandal
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:20 AM on June 27, 2008

In the annals of celebrity scandal, the question of whether a Saved By the Bell co-star fibbed about his chest hair would surely rank below most — but not to the aggrieved, vigilant readers of Star magazine. After Mario Lopez gave an interview with People where he testified — under oath, no doubt — that he has never had to manscape, Star dug out old photos of the Dancing with the Stars alum that tell a different tale. What started as an eagle-eyed catch by connoisseurs of celebrity skin quickly became full-on outrage as fans of Lopez flocked to the forum to castigate their former idol. Said Star:
Apparently honesty isn't always the best policy for Mario Lopez.
Last week, Star told you that Mario was double-timing his recent ex, Karina Smirnoff, with a Hooters waitress. Now, we've caught him telling another fib.
Recently named to a magazine's hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he "manscapes," which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, "Not at all. That's the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don't."
So how come he has a hairy chest in this 2003 photo... and a bare one in a more recent one?
J'accuse! Reader "blah" recoiled in shock, spitting, "What a liar! You can see the stubble on his ta'ta's... He is a complete loser!!" But perhaps no one was more hurt than "chris," who said, "I think Mario is pretty dishonest. He talks about how religious he is, and has such a strong faith. Excuse me...since when is not being honest ok?"
Indeed, Chris! Did Moses (or whoever) die for our sins so that Mario Lopez could lie to Hollywood publications about his smooth chest? Who among us will stand idly by while the pecs of Hollywood's so-called "Christians" go unchecked? Kudos, Star magazine: only one tabloid had the guts to adhere to that most forgotten of commandments (Commandment 9c): "thou shalt not worship false razors."
[Photo Credit: Star Magazine]
- Did Mario Lopez Fib about His Hairy Situation?! [Star Magazine]

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mothrafairy
Posted 4:17 AM 27/6/08
"My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don't."
And that's just the way "Dad" likes it, right Mario?
mothrafairy
Victor Ward
Posted 4:06 AM 27/6/08
Did Moses (or whoever) [...]
Kyle, I just fell in love with you.
And, it's a personal thing, but I refuse to call people bears or seals or otters or meerkats or whatever the hell animals we're using as monikers for hairy men - but what is it about smoothness that is so needed?
I mean, Mario has basically none there, why remove it? I happen to think he looks better with it, too. Don't get me wrong, if you have shoulder hair, go buy a fucking $6 bottle of Nair, but what warrants grooming here?
Oh, life.
And if this posts twice, sorry.
Victor Ward
jasonelias
Posted 4:04 AM 27/6/08
AC Slater used to lie a lot too.
jasonelias
CluelessElaineLui
Posted 4:01 AM 27/6/08
Why is this guy relevant?
CluelessElaineLui
BowlingForDollars
Posted 3:47 AM 27/6/08
Can he just go away already? He's the male Lisa Rinna.
BowlingForDollars
TurdBlossom
Posted 3:37 AM 27/6/08
I wouldn't call that hairy - I've seen guys at the gym that look (and smell) like the missing link.
TurdBlossom
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 5:41 AM 27/6/08
So basically what he's saying is that his chest takes after his mom's?
Little Mintz Sunshine
PICKLES
Posted 6:18 AM 27/6/08
Next week in Star Magazine: Is Mario Lopez anal bleaching?
PICKLES
SW-2
Posted 6:17 AM 27/6/08
Sorry, I'm way more invested in the Matthew Fox chest hair scandal of the last "Lost" season.
SW-2
NoGrumpys
Posted 5:46 AM 27/6/08
MENTEROSO!!
...and you can bet his pubes are shaved too.
Its cool to get razor burn from kissing - but not fellatio
NoGrumpys
mexiback
Posted 7:26 AM 27/6/08
@BowlingForDollars: I thought that Lisa Rinna WAS the male Lisa Rinna.
mexiback
MrRewrite
Posted 7:20 AM 27/6/08
age-inappropriate crush-object...meet The Coreys. They're Baaaaacccckkkkk!
MrRewrite
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:20 AM 27/6/08
I sure hope there's a scandal involving Bill or Melinda Gates so we can have "GatesGate!"
CourageousCoward
Benovite
Posted 12:16 PM 27/6/08
I concur with the honorable TurdBlossom.
The guy said he doesn't have a hairy chest, that doesn't mean he doesn't have any hair on his chest.
Benovite
jacksonwhole
Posted 4:59 AM 3/7/08
SW-2 , totally agree. What happened to my man Jack?!
jacksonwhole