"Maaaaate! Did you see how friggin' hilarious my man Sam Newman was last night on The Footy Show? Maaate, it was PURE GOLD! I was so stoked for him, the man is a champion; all those hysterical women and party poopers should just shut up and put up. But mate, give the man a Logie. Just get a load of him!"

Geddit? He's the devil! Because he's just such an incorrigible, yet ultimately lovable rogue!

Yes, Sam made a scythelike self-referential return to the stage of The Footy Show last night, and judging by his appearance, do you think we can assume he is totally repentant after his most recent antics?

The answer is clearly "YES!"

 

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