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Pop Quiz: Is This Colin Farrell, or the Hot Homeless Dude Outside Trader Joe's?
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 4:00 AM on June 25, 2008
There are certain ways to tell that you've spent too much time in hipster-ridden Silver Lake: like, say, when the audience gasps at Emile Hirsch's dramatic weight loss at the end of Into the Wild, and all you can think is, "Hot. He'd fit right in at Spaceland." Through this admittedly skewed lens, a Silver Laker might look upon these new photos of a slimmed-down, tatted-up Colin Farrell with a steady chant of, "One of us. One of us." But what do our friends across the pond think? The Daily Mail, unsurprisingly, approves:
Actor Colin Farrell looked slim and toned as he showed off his new ultra-thin physique on the beach in Malibu after his dramatic weight loss for a film role.
Despite his slender frame, the 32-year-old appeared tanned and healthy as he jogged along the beach yesterday.
The Irish heart-throb looked every inch the beach Adonis with his long hair, Celtic tattoos and a sand-covered six-pack.
Farrell has dramatically shed pounds for his role in the upcoming movie, Triage, in which he plays a war photographer.
While Farrell's devotion to his craft is admirable, we can't help but think his inevitable re-porking will disappoint a lot of girls and gays on the east side. To them, we offer an encouraging bit of advice: get thee to the Trader Joe's on Hyperion, where Colin clones can be had on the street for spare change and a fresh box to sleep in.
[Photo Credit: X17]
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Kyle Buchanan
Posted 5:25 AM 25/6/08
No, Sexy Jesus.
Kyle Buchanan
el smrtmnky
Posted 5:23 AM 25/6/08
Jesus!
el smrtmnky
WideStanceRomancer
Posted 5:07 AM 25/6/08
@TurdBlossom: Feel no shame, it was the first and last thing I noted about the lad. I think a little thin suits him better than the alcohol bloat he's had from time to time.
WideStanceRomancer
majikthise
Posted 5:05 AM 25/6/08
@TurdBlossom: @inkydinkydo: @Effington_Post: the "pack" i'm looking at looks like more than six . . . inches, for sure. it's hypnotic . . .
majikthise
mothrafairy
Posted 5:04 AM 25/6/08
He looks positively potato-famished.
mothrafairy
Effington_Post
Posted 4:56 AM 25/6/08
@TurdBlossom: @inkydinkydo:
"...EVERY INCH the beach Adonis..."
Effington_Post
inkydinkydo
Posted 4:34 AM 25/6/08
@TurdBlossom:
Also duly noted and right off the "bat," too. You are not alone!
inkydinkydo
kookla
Posted 4:29 AM 25/6/08
The only difference is the hot homeless dude at Trader Joe's wears a hat made of tin foil.
kookla
Old No.7
Posted 4:24 AM 25/6/08
I'm thankful my monitor is not equipped with smell-o-vision.
Old No.7
TurdBlossom
Posted 4:15 AM 25/6/08
Crude of me to notice but I see his bits haven't lost any weight (unless he stuffs his bathing suit)
TurdBlossom
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 7:51 AM 25/6/08
Irish Potato Famine Hot.
I don't normally scream "sexism" (as if you're gonna check) but fuck the Mail. If Colin were a girl, they'd be all over his "dramatic loss of curves" with various bullshit theories on his mental health, personal life or an alleged eating disorder.
Little Mintz Sunshine
inkydinkydo
Posted 7:39 AM 25/6/08
@Benovite:
Dear Lord, let us take him home and wash his feet (and other parts) with our hair, like the Bible says.
Is it wrong to pray for celebrity sex?
inkydinkydo
Benovite
Posted 7:04 AM 25/6/08
@Kyle Buchanan: Sexy Malibu Jesus
Benovite
kerry
Posted 6:48 AM 25/6/08
Holy hell, he's really swinging some pipe. I never used to find him attractive before, but DAMN.
kerry
el smrtmnky
Posted 6:27 AM 25/6/08
@Kyle Buchanan: i just keep thinking of that old joke about why Jesus was popular with the ladies. teehee.
el smrtmnky
Shemp Baldwin
Posted 9:06 AM 25/6/08
He's going to wind up playing the hot homeless guy who impregnated one or more of those Gloucester pregnancy pact girls in the Diablo Cody-penned cinematic reimagining. Or maybe the Law and Order:SVU episode. I can see it coming like the train bearing down on Little Nell.
Shemp Baldwin
raincoaster
Posted 9:19 AM 25/6/08
I hope he puts on a few; he looks wasted here, literally, as in wasting away. He has muscle, but not like he normally does. Way too thin.
The English don't care about healthy, they just use it as a euphemism for thin. A study was released recently that indicated over 80% of English women viewed dieting and smoking as good ways to "keep at a healthy weight." Meanwhile scientific studies show you'd have to be 150 lbs overweight for your health to be impacted as much as smoking a pack a day.
Okay, I'm boring even myself. I can't comment on Colin's rod only because my friends have used it already, so they claim all commenting rights.
raincoaster
FlangeSqueal
Posted 8:44 AM 26/6/08
It's obvious his Organ is the same size as when he was alco-bloated...and this is his main claim to Fame. So be it.
FreeBalling his unit shows how self-centered he has become...no regrets allowing children to see his Wedding Tackle sway to and fro.
It's also obvious his Ego is still alco-bloat-sized...and that's pathetic.
We'll see if he can keep himself realistically-sized or if he falls into the FattieLine once his screen-skinniness has served its purpose.
Like the Late Priness Margaret said - "The Irish are PIGS."
FlangeSqueal
raincoaster
Posted 7:36 AM 28/6/08
@FlangeSqueal: Did you strike out with him, sweetie?
raincoaster