@Boop97006: Leave him alone.
I'm sorry, you're showing a disturbing amount of compassion and understanding. The Defamer censor will have to be notified immediately.

L.A.Guy

Must.Not.Click.

kookla

+ Watch video

dango

agreed. I'm not interested in seeing other peoples sex tapes, and this is exactly the reason I'll never do one. But some of these comments make me sad.

Boop97006

I'm confused as to where the "ugh" is coming from, too. Although I will add an "ugh" for thoroughly appropriate reasons that have nothing to do with him being a little person or being freaked out about sex in general.

Kakapo

I can't even push play. If I do, a creepy image will pop up and I'll die in 7 days.

ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator

@twobighands:
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DAMMIT, I'll bite. What's the first?

A Pimp Named DaveR

...she is now an official member of the "Lollipop Guild"

lets hope for her sake that Mini's classic penis scene in Austin 2 was true

NoGrumpys

my eyes! my eyes! I need purell for my brain!

katie

I didn't know he was dating Art Alexakis.....

A Pimp Named DaveR

So....is this wrong because he is different? Or is this an 'ugh' to another tape making the rounds? People have been taking naked pictures of each other forever- and now it's so easy to do, I'm surprised that more tapes aren't out there.
And I'm not being a prude here- someday we can talk about my part time job doing phone sex. It would be horrible enough to have such personal information made public, but to have people look at you with revulsion is just...wrong. We are ALL sexual creatures, no matter what we look like. Leave him alone.

Boop97006

It looks like he's getting it on with Frida Kahlo.

@NoWireHangers: Quiet! You're giving Mike Myers ideas for "The Love Guru 2."

Cam/ron

I'd always wondered if there was anything I could witness that would compel me into a spot-on impersonation of the Nazi's demise at the conclusion of Raiders of the Lost Ark...and that video clip was it.

Thanks, internet!

metroville

Considering his size, couldn't his whole body fit in her...you know...

NoWireHangers

THERE IS NO GOD.

pureblarney

"Are you asleep?" it asks.

"Yeah?" she replies, hopefully, thinking maybe it's all a bad dream.

It is, isn't it?

inkydinkydo

This is the second worst thing ever.

twobighands

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

TurdBlossom

@Boop97006: absolutely agree with you. WTF with the haters? it's a trainwreck b/c ANY sex tape that finds its way into the public IS gross. could not care less who the subjects are or what their physical dimensions are perceived or otherwise.

arirang

@Boop97006: That was your phone sex alias, wasn't it?

Desk_hack

His karma is HUGE!

Mel Gibstein

Does he call it "micro-me"?

redheadedstepchild

@L.A.Guy:
yeah, that's me...ole buzzkiller

Boop97006

@Losin_it: I think it's equally childish to bring up being disgusted by it in relation to race, sexual orientation or in Vern's case, his physical size.

arirang

@arirang: I feel it's easily possible to laugh (or be disgusted) at this video without "hating" anyone, or anything. What's up with people that automatically equate criticism to hatred? It seems a bit childish, no?

Losin_it

@Boop97006: So let me understand. It's okay for you to judge people here for laughing at Verne Troyer, but it's not okay for people to judge for Verne Troyer making a fool out himself in this way?

And let us file your past as a phone sex-er in the "too much information" category.

Losin_it

@Boop97006: Boooo! You lose points for bringing us down to earth.

For the record, I'd be equally horrified if Manute Bol's sex tape was about to be released.

Dave J.

oh sweet jebus!
i think i'm going to throw up...out of my eyes!

natamaxxx

Something tells me we're cross posting on Jezebel...

NoWireHangers

i'm more disturbed by the copy of "Power Actor" found by the bedside

EuroDad

@arirang: @Boop97006: Troyer obviously has as much of a right as any other human being (except for, y'know, pedophiles and whatnot) to get him some. However, I defy anyone to tell me that the jutting, Alien-like tongue pictured above in freeze-frame deserves to be thrust (as it were) upon an unsuspecting public.

metroville

Meh. I am very in favor of the disabled having great sex lives, but I am not sure that they should tape it.

Sillius

Oh lord, my eyes...

jasonelias

@Dave J.: But if Manute Bol's sex tape were released, we'd finally find out if, in fact, his balls are minute. Zing!

Hey_mikey

Speaking as someone who has yet to click on the link and watch the video -- I'm afraid, yes, afraid, to watch a person of such small stature make love, well, to anyone. I accept that this might not be what Jesus would do on teh internets and I can accept that imperfection.

Hey_mikey

What is it with our sick fascination with women of average stature in porn? Why are they so willing to demean themselves again and again? It's an outrage.

Am I the only one who's wondering who's behind the camera?

@Boop97006: I agree completely and would like to hear more of your insights on these important issues, preferably over the telephone.

WGARefugee

this proves a theory I've had for a while...When you walk down the street, you'll see someone and think "Who would have sex with him/her"...Now you know, someone will...

Jay-C

My disgust has nothing to do with Verne's size and everything to do with that tongue in the freeze frame.

kookla

The sub-head on this item is a classic. Well done.

Trixie from Toronto

@Sillius: Man, the same goes for anybody. Except a Pitt/Clooney tape. That I would watch.

Over and over.

There's nothing inappropriate about making remarks about people's sexual desirability when they're in a sex tape. Duh. That's like pretending it's off-limits to make remarks about whether or not models are beautiful.

raincoaster

I think it's her moaning, really. I mean come on. I've made out with guys before and the initial kissing, while possibly hot, has never made me moan like that. Especially in the first ten seconds.

Too much fakery.

whoneedslight

@EuroDad: That's Power of the Actor.

pureblarney

@Boop97006: Oh, please.

Incidentally, at first glance I thought the above image was of Vin Diesel kissing some dude.

Superawesomerad

She exudes roofie from every pore. Have the authorities gotten a hold of this?

Cultmember

I wonder if the civilization that replaces us after the impending Dark Age will think highly of us.

mothrafairy

Can't be any worse then 2 girls in a cup

NumberFiveIsAlive

"Believing the strangest things/Loving the alien..."

jasonelias

@kookla: Agreed. Fully. The vomit-inducing way his writhing fleshy mouth-harpoon is spewing from his lips nullifies any argument or opinion anyone has about his 'stature'. I've seen many comments on here describing Peter Dinklage's sex appeal, but I guarantee if Dinklage kissed as if his face was recreating the dog mutating scene from Carpenter's The Thing, they'd be equally as revolted.

TenTimesFiltered

When this tape finally hits the internets, I know I will watch it and I hate myself in advance.

MakeFetch

@whoneedslight: true dat. on the other hand I do hate to speculate as the camera is up on their faces so who knows what else is going on. not that it matters.
@metroville: yes that freezeframe is unfortunate.

I was a fool and watched the clip. my verdict: it's sad and vulnerable in that desperately-seeking-proof-of-hotness kind of way, but I feel that way about all of these stupid sex tapes.

arirang

And little did we know such the Vern Troyer fanboi base was present on Defamer! Note taken!

rudolphdude

I am framing these comments and putting them on my wall so when new dates come by and ask "what's your sense of humor like" I will point to natamaxxx's response to the Vern Troyer sex tape where...

a sleazeball *(1st)* drunkard *(2nd)* manic depressive *(3rd)* little person *(50th)* is about to make love to two gigantic eyebrows and writes...

"oh sweet jebus!
i think i'm going to throw up...out of my eyes!"

rudolphdude

All of these sex tapes getting out are all set ups right? Because I would hate to think there is a sex tape fairy going around finding peoples sex tapes and selling them. I mean really you have to be like the Sherlock Holmes of sex tapes to just randomly find them. "I wonder which celebs have sex tapes I can steal? I bet Vern has one. Let me break into his house and see if I can find any blank VHS tapes, hummm found one!" I really doubt it happens like that. Alls I'm sayin.

vwbugirl

I want to know what happened to this woman to get her to this point in her life where she's getting nailed by a revolting looking little person with a drinking problem who's known to piss on carpets.

rollergirl76

@Trixie from Toronto: Merci.

Mark Graham

I would watch Dustin "Screech" Diamond hand out Dirty Sanchi like samples at Costco over this.

pervertedelegance

If the (cough) film took place in a bowling alley, we'd get a two-fer!

Trai_Dep

I cant wait. Other than that... can he sue the dude who stole the tape? Im sure its possible he GAVE it to him.. for publicity :)

Stacky Botrus

was that his penis or his tounge?

UnSeelie.

Ive got alotta takes on this thing. Being a dwarf, im 4foot 3, so i get the being short crap all the time. I know not as short as Verne some are gonna say, but anyway... I gotta agree with quite a few of you, this is disturbing, in a way. Unfortunatly I,like Make Fetch before me said, will watch it and hate myself in advance,end quote. I know because i watched the above clip which was only like 12 seconds long and i hate myself. In short ( pun intended!!!) i think maybe verne needs some attention or money or whatever, i mean how do all these sex tapes keep getting out, are these people paying other people to "Steal"them or what. I dont know, just wanted to put my 2 cents in, life is short, and so am i!!! PEACE

lilbz76

It's like watching your parents have sex... if your dad's a Cabbage Patch Kid.

bctx

I can't watch. Eyes, brain - too precious. Should we still call him Mini-Me?

Molly's Handbag

Just how drunk did she have to get before rolling in the hay with him?

citykids

to be honest, when Screech(Justin Diamond) tape surfaced, civilization was already doomed. now with the verne troyer sex-tape, this tape is a reminder for all of the remaining humans on earth to stay in their damn nuke bunkers until it is safe to come out.

zanzibarlegend

I have a dream. That one day. Black Men. And White men. And Little Men...sorry I couldn't resist. Verne. Has. A. Right. To. Have. Sex. Sex-tape. Schmex-tape. Go Verne!

MrRewrite

The best for of birth control EVER

Tacobelle