It must be interesting to be a celebrity and then read the tabloid and gossip magazine's stories to check up on what (or who) you are apparently doing in your spare time.

And while I wouldn't exactly call Jake Wall a celebrity (unless you count that ice skating show that no one can remember the right name of - Skating On Thin Ice? Skating With The Stars? Torvill & Dean Need A New Holiday House??), I suspect this is one of those situations:

The Sunday Telegraph had suggested a man believed to be Hawko's fella was seen locking lips with 19-year-old socialite Ali Langworthy at Trademark and Ivy, but the far-fetched rumours hit the Wall fast.

"Jake's been to both those bars once, and each time with Jen," the couple's agent Sean Anderson told Confidential yesterday.

"Jake, Jen and I have never heard of this girl. We have no idea who she is."

Excellent work, Confidential!

Either this is the greatest moment in everyone's favourite gossip column's history of "journalism", or J-Hawk and J-Wall have actually been grooming some pretty young thing for a bit of threesome action and don't want to let on - and though as much as I want the latter option to be true, I suspect the former will be the winner in this deathmatch.

 

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