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Interwebs Conspire To Prevent Amateur Pornographer Bill Shatner From Getting Laid
Posted by Seth at 11:22 AM on June 4, 2008
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· Come on, Chandler Tempe, AZ voters: If you want change, choose Schmuck! This message approved by Team Schmuck. (Thanks, Dave.) [Defamer]
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· In today's installment of Rambling Anecdote Theatre, Captain Kirk answers a call to Playmate-snapping duty. [
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AZTriGuy
Posted 11:31 AM 4/6/08
Frank Schmuck is actually running in Tempe, I believe, not Chandler. I live in Gilbert and work in Tempe and his signs are all over the place there. He's actually pretty accomplished, managed to do a lot with that name. Air Force pilot in the first Gulf War (can you imagine that being your call-sign?), did a lot to introduce rubberized-asphalt to the Phoenix Valley to curb highway noise levels. Sounds like a neat guy.
Met a guy at my church named Richard Head. That's right, and he actually goes by Dick. Believe it or not, he actually has a sausage company. Dick Head Sausages...seriously, you can't make this kind of stuff up. The heat out here really fries people's brains, I guess :)
AZTriGuy
jew-jew
Posted 2:07 PM 4/6/08
I grew-up in Mesa, where the guy who owned Long Wong's restaurant was the mayor. (I loved walking into Long Wong's and ordering a hot dog, which we kids always called a foot long Wong.) When he ran for mayor in '94, his only competition was the divorced Mormon mother of 5 who ran the barber shop where women in their undies would cut men's hair.
AZ is really one of the weirder places on the planet.
jew-jew
wackiland
Posted 2:53 PM 4/6/08
Hey, some of us grew up there!
I just looked at my username.
Never mind.
wackiland
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
Posted 4:45 PM 4/6/08
@jew-jew:
Ahh! I grew up in Tempe!
Does it scare you as much as me how big brother that town is getting?
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
Creasy
Posted 9:06 PM 4/6/08
so unbelievable how funny william shatner is. give him more fucking roles like boston legal. he's funnier than any comedy show out there.
Creasy
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 2:47 AM 5/6/08
Dear Troubled:
You've got low self esteem, baby. You're a fantastic fuck.
xx
Elizabeth
Dear Anorexic:
I used to LOVE Doggie Chow!
xx
Elizabeth
Dear Sexually Confused:
I'm erect - why aren't you?
xx
Elizabeth
Dear Virgin:
THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT!
xx
Elizabeth
Sweet Panda Love
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 4:38 AM 5/6/08
Dear Fashionable:
It's 'vur-SASE.' No, wait a minute. 'Fur-SATCH-ee?' Oh, hell--after Showgirls it's mostly just 'KAY-mart.'
xx
Elizabeth
Whiteboyfunfark
Brine
Posted 5:22 AM 5/6/08
I love how they think "Interweb" is some uninformed old person term.
Brine