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Hungover Matthew McConnaughey Still Searching For Missing Flip-Flop In Off-The-Richter Nicaraguan Surf
Posted by Seth at 2:35 AM on June 19, 2008
Approached by the NY Daily News for comment regarding eyewitness accounts of his recent, Tuaca-fuelled misadventures communing with Nicaraguan nightlife, Matthew McConnaughey proudly fessed up:
"'Drunk?' he told us via e-mail. 'Absolutely. Nicaragua is a beautiful place, epic waves, the best surfing I have ever been on. And yes, I'm STILL looking for my left flip-flop.
"So if anyone finds it floating around down there (it has 6:22 stitched into the side), please send it my way. There is a reward.'"
While he didn't explain the significance of the embroidered numbers, we think it's safe to assume he was referencing the corresponding passage from the Book of Matthew: "The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light." Failing that, it might also be his code-word for extra-primo wheelchair weed, clocking in at a full 2:02 stronger than regular 4:20. [NY Daily News]
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NoWireHangers
Posted 3:52 AM 19/6/08
6:22 is the amount of time Matty has to get the blow out of his rectum. 6 hours, 22 minutes until your days as a casual pack mule are ova.
NoWireHangers
mothrafairy
Posted 3:40 AM 19/6/08
Bush said today that we need to drill for crude off of more Western coastlines. Just keep McConnaughey in the Nicaraguan surf. That's an oily resource if ever there was one.
mothrafairy
Old No.7
Posted 3:19 AM 19/6/08
I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on....
Old No.7
kookla
Posted 3:03 AM 19/6/08
6:22 is the length of Matty's primo bongo solo.
kookla
saltwater
Posted 2:48 AM 19/6/08
This dude rules. I want to be him when I don't grow up!
saltwater
JudgeFudge
Posted 2:46 AM 19/6/08
J.K. Drinkin', Matt. J.K. Drinkin'.
JudgeFudge
CluelessElaineLui
Posted 5:53 AM 19/6/08
@saltwater: I hope you are going to be having baths and using deodorants, though! because I gotta to tell you, the way he is going, he is going to be having flies following his stinky arse around very soon.
CluelessElaineLui
Benovite
Posted 5:31 AM 19/6/08
He looks like Paul Levine from accounting.
Benovite
Allie Anne
Posted 6:56 AM 19/6/08
Can I just say that this story has REALLY cheered me up? The exotic setting, the missing flip-flop, M.M.'s honesty about it - you mean, he didn't claim to be researching a role or "depressed"? Good for you, Matt! You have restored my faith in celeb-kind! (BTW - Someone on another blog spectulated that 6:22 is his baby's due date ... although why that would be sewn onto a flip-flop is beyond me. Maybe the shoes were a pre-baby gift to him from Camila?) Anyway, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this story!!!
Allie Anne