Hilary Swank Cleverly Ensures Third Oscar Win By Revisiting Her 'Boys Don't Cry' Haircut
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:10 AM on June 28, 2008
Last November, the currently off-the-radar Hilary Swank appeared on Oprah and proved just how much holier she is than drug-addled Swank'd victim Chad Lowe by cutting off nine inches of her hair for cancer research. Claiming she'd "been growing her locks long so she could donate them to a cancer sufferer, 'knowing that it would go to a woman in need,'" Swank's return to the short hair style that won her an Oscar was clearly a charitable and warm-hearted gesture. But after seeing these photos of Swank taken over the weekend, in which the Oprah-styled chin-grazing look has been replaced by a very Brandon Teena-like cropped cut, we realised the sacrificial gesture will also benefit another worthy cause: the Hilary Swank Oscar-Baiting Campaign! How Swank is saving both cancer victims and her career, plus a closer look at her return to he-she hair, after the jump.

As Var reported back in February, Swank is co-producing and starring as Amelia Earhart, first female pilot to fly across the Atlantic, in Mira Nair's Amelia. Filming began in Toronto two months ago, and despite both Cinemablend and Cinematical expressing their disapproval of Swank's appearance in stills released from the set, we doubt Swank cares very much whether or not she looks like "a total mess," "Corky from Life Goes On," or "a very special person." [Ed. Note — Way to take the high road there, CinemaBlend. Retard jokes? Really?] After all, as the Hiller-Pierson Correlation taught us, Uglification + biopic + strong female role = Oscar gold.
[Photo credits: Splash, Cinemablend]
- WHO DOES HILARY SWANK LOOK LIKE WITH THIS NEW HAIRCUT? [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]

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Wendy_Kroy
Posted 7:56 AM 28/6/08
It's like the chick equivalent of the Robin Williams Beard Rule.
Wendy_Kroy
Cultmember
Posted 7:22 AM 28/6/08
Looking more like Matt before than the real Matt does now.
Cultmember
kookla
Posted 8:28 AM 28/6/08
Why the long face, Hilary?
kookla
Old No.7
Posted 8:10 AM 28/6/08
Out of kindness to animals, it is time to give your dogs their summer cut.
Old No.7
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 8:43 AM 28/6/08
Hilary, next time think "wigs".
Little Mintz Sunshine
finger-firmly-on-the-pulse
Posted 9:25 AM 28/6/08
manly, yes. but i like her, too!
finger-firmly-on-the-pulse
mothrafairy
Posted 9:40 AM 28/6/08
If this Lifetime After-school Special thespian manages to woo a third Oscar of any kind from the Academy, we'll know for a fact that Satan can be fellated into arranging anything.
mothrafairy
whoneedslight
Posted 12:52 AM 29/6/08
Is anyone even going to go see an Amelia Earhart movie?
whoneedslight
WGARefugee
Posted 10:56 AM 29/6/08
Are you kidding? This is the "The Passion" for feminists and lesbians.
WGARefugee
Losin_it
Posted 12:47 PM 29/6/08
I still say Amelia and Fred Noonan fell into the clutches of SPECTRE. Or KAOS. Perhaps Hydra. Maybe THRUSH. One of those.
Losin_it
WGARefugee
Posted 4:11 PM 30/6/08
@Losin_it: You forgot Papa Bush, who was a pilot in the Pacific at the time. He's the Zelig of conspiracy theories.
WGARefugee
TheQuestion
Posted 11:59 PM 30/6/08
Then again, none of them are lesbians.
TheQuestion
TheQuestion
Posted 11:58 PM 30/6/08
@Losin_it: James Bond, Maxwell Smart, AND Nick Fury couldn't find them? C'mon!
TheQuestion
Losin_it
Posted 12:55 AM 1/7/08
@TheQuestion: I thought SHIELD did have a chance to get the job done, until David Hasselhoff became Nick Fury...obviously, that was the end of that.
Losin_it