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Gisele Bundchen Forgets Pants, Boyfriend in 'GQ' Interview
Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:30 AM on June 19, 2008
Rear end greasee Gisele Bundchen reveals what her astonishingly edible behind looks like without the assistance of Shiny Butt Masters in the new issue of GQ, but after spending the required hour drooling over the photos (many more, don't you worry, after the jump), also overshares on her clear indifference towards boyfriend/baby mama abandoner Tom Brady. Despite confessing that former paramour and constant Lakers (tear) game make-out partner Leonardo DiCaprio "broke [her] heart," it seems the tall, dark and handsome quarterback barely even caught Bundchen's eye after repeated introductions. And when pressed for more details on why exactly she's with the cheating jock, her reasoning sounds eerily similar to the way we'd describe our feelings towards a brother, ex-stalker, or (gulp) our dear ol' dad. The skin-baring photos, and evidence Gisele is just playing the friendship game with Brady, after the jump.
As the supe tells the magazine's July issue, "We met through a friend who knew us both for a long time. Believe me, I didn't even remember [his picture]. Our friend knew that we would like each other. And we did. So I guess he was right." As if the fact that she couldn't remember who the guy was wasn't insulting enough, her list of Brady's charming attributes is just plain sad: "We have a lot of things in common...he is a really great person. He doesn't have a bad bone in his body...He is a very positive person." Those things in common? Well, Bundchen played volleyball once or twice as a gawky Brazilian teen, and Brady has apparently taught her why "all those guys keep hitting each other" on the football field. If that isn't chemistry, we don't know what it is. But quite frankly? From the sound of it, Gisele would really get a kick out of our Uncle Irving. Sure he's pushing 70, but man is he ever positive and great. Plus? No pregnant fiancee in the closet. We're calling our "guy" and Bundchen's "guy" stat to set those two sure-thing lovebirds up.
[Photo credits: GQ via Egotastic]
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kookla
Posted 8:52 AM 19/6/08
The other thing Gisele and Tom have in common? Nauseatingly disgustingly gorgeous freaks of nature.
kookla
el smrtmnky
Posted 8:06 AM 19/6/08
seriously, i read this with two thoughts: what kind of paneling is that behind her and what tom would look like in and out of those briefs.
el smrtmnky
OldTowneTavern
Posted 8:02 AM 19/6/08
Haven't The Girls Next Door done this cover shot? I guess GQ doesn't expect men to stop masturbating long enough to call them on their lack of creativity.
OldTowneTavern
bichon
Posted 7:59 AM 19/6/08
Mother of God, her legs are long.
bichon
Leviticus_71
Posted 7:42 AM 19/6/08
Maybe it's just me, but hot women in dood's whitey tighties is the opposite of hot. Reminds me of sweating and crying...try not to read into that...
Leviticus_71
Juancho
Posted 7:41 AM 19/6/08
I continually find it amusing and appreciate how Molly is always the one posting pictures of hot girls.
Juancho
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:41 AM 19/6/08
That interview can best be described as, "exit strategy."
CourageousCoward
Decebal
Posted 7:36 AM 19/6/08
Was the interview done with the help of a translator?
Decebal
WGARefugee
Posted 9:14 AM 19/6/08
You know, maybe I'm out of line here but after someone is totally objectified in one of these laddie mags men carry around to try to prove that they're not gay, they should be renamed to signify their new lack of singularity. Gisele could be the new "Slimline Assbook" or the all new upgraded "2008 Breastapalooza AWD" or "Turbo Famewhore Brougham." Saves us the trouble of memorizing the crazy names their agent gave them.
WGARefugee
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 9:41 AM 19/6/08
@kookla: ...with the combined IQ and personality of a warm bowl of store-brand oatmeal.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Juancho
Posted 10:02 AM 19/6/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: He went to the same high school as Barry Bonds, cut him some slack.*
*but it's one of the finest Jesuit prep schools in Cali. Nevermind.
Juancho
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:01 PM 19/6/08
@Juancho: OK, I'll upgrade it to Quaker Oats, but only the instant plain kind.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Benovite
Posted 12:33 PM 19/6/08
I have to admit that I find the cover to be one of the sexist I've ever seen on a magazine. Also like the other one with the bra and socks.
Benovite
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 1:58 PM 19/6/08
i don't get the hype around her. if she was walking down the street, i wouldn't turn my head.
bess marvin, girl detective
Old No.7
Posted 2:50 PM 19/6/08
It's a sad day when I found the Heidi Montag fake-photo-shoot on Egotastic more interesting than Giselle's.
I am now going to slam my penis in the closet door as punishment.
Old No.7
Cultmember
Posted 3:16 PM 19/6/08
She's the gangliest, lankiest, most assless brazilian that ever existed, so naturally she's considered a sex symbol in America.
Cultmember
kookla
Posted 2:26 AM 20/6/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: True, they don't even share a brain cell between them.
kookla
marSF
Posted 3:03 AM 20/6/08
She is totally beautiful but I think those pictures are SO cheesy! But I guess that's what the boys want to see- Gisele half naked in a bed.
marSF