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Farmer Wants A Wife, Not A Toilet-Mouth
Posted by Seth at 10:59 AM on June 6, 2008
· Last night's Farmer Wants a Wife—which we're told actually exists and is not an elaborate 30 Rock joke—was the most! shocking! ever!, as contestant Ashley, a "catering sales manager," dropped a few f-bombs on the lonely Missouri field worker. (Who, it bears mentioning, we're almost positive we saw go-go dancing in nothing but a tuxSpeedo at last night's gay marriage rally at The Abbey). [The CW]
· We're going to go out on a limb and guess Ice-T is a breast-man. [flisted]
· Janice Dickinson's 8-week-old Chocolate Lab puppy is missing. Run, Hershey! Run! [TMZ]
· This is just a travesty: The Hockey Night in Canada theme is in jeopardy. Help us, Don Cherry. You're our only hope. [Reuters]
·Hey—Zebricorns! [greywolf]
· Last night's Farmer Wants a Wife—which we're told actually exists and is not an elaborate 30 Rock joke—was the most! shocking! ever!, as contestant Ashley, a "catering sales manager," dropped a few f-bombs on the lonely Missouri field worker. (Who, it bears mentioning, we're almost positive we saw go-go dancing in nothing but a tuxSpeedo at last night's gay marriage rally at The Abbey). [
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Trixie from Toronto
Posted 11:30 AM 6/6/08
Holy shit. The Hockey Night in Canada scandal finds its way to Defamer. I am stunned, proud, sickened and elated all at the same time!
Trixie from Toronto
el smrtmnky
Posted 11:58 AM 6/6/08
@Trixie from Toronto: Seth regales us with morsels from Canadia all the time. i'm still waiting for his lecture DeGrassi: After school maxi specials or the Canterbury Tales of the North.
el smrtmnky
dluvvly
Posted 12:28 PM 6/6/08
Watch enough Ben Stiller/Jason Lee/Owen Wilson movies and the whole country will be toilet-mouthed.
dluvvly
hughman
Posted 1:17 PM 6/6/08
a girl with an "outhouse" mouth like this ( and all of my friends) doesn't really seem the type to live on the farm. unless it's Green Acres.
hughman
DrAftershave
Posted 4:42 PM 6/6/08
oh, great. more reminders of work. at least i get to watch it uncensored there (as like that makes the show any better).
DrAftershave
raincoaster
Posted 10:33 PM 6/6/08
I say we get Elvis Costello to update it the next time he comes back to Canuckistan to hang out on his wife's horse farm. I'll throw a net over him at the airport. Who's with me?
raincoaster
Beppo
Posted 12:42 AM 7/6/08
@raincoaster: Just try to keep me away.
Beppo
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 12:30 AM 7/6/08
@raincoaster: I'm in!
Trixie from Toronto
raincoaster
Posted 12:56 AM 7/6/08
Aight. I'm hitching the dogs to the sled now...
raincoaster
WGARefugee
Posted 1:37 AM 7/6/08
The hockey night in Canada theme was a massive conspiracy hatched by renegade psychiatrist Dr. Ewen Cameron to see if millions of Canadians could be subliminally induced to robotically consume vast quantities of Kraft velveeta cheese products upon hearing a simple musical cue. In fact, until recently, you could verify Canadian citizenship by drooling profusely upon hearing the hockey night in Canada theme.
WGARefugee
raincoaster
Posted 2:05 AM 7/6/08
Now, can someone please explain why I get a craving for Cheez Whiz whenever I hear the Irish Rovers?
raincoaster
Beppo
Posted 1:55 AM 7/6/08
"... you could verify Canadian citizenship by drooling profusely upon hearing the hockey night in Canada theme."
I did not know Homer Simpson is Canadian.
Beppo
raincoaster
Posted 1:52 AM 7/6/08
@WGARefugee: not that there's anything wrong with that, you meant to say. Don't make me high-stick you.
raincoaster
WGARefugee
Posted 8:42 AM 7/6/08
@raincoaster: Blame voice actor Les Carlson, the voice of Kraft and Rocket Robin Hood. And now, a classic Newfoundland jig, played molto grave:
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+ Watch video
WGARefugee
bugupit
Posted 10:14 AM 7/6/08
Aye's the bye!
bugupit
PattyProsymnus
Posted 1:56 AM 7/6/08
I went to high school with Ashley and I'm glad her true colors came through on this show! She was your classic stuck-up bitch back then, and apparently still is. And a drunk one at that! ----------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------- This message and its attachments may contain legally privileged and/or confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient (or responsible for delivery of the message to the intended recipient), you are hereby notified that you have received this transmission in error; any review, dissemination, distribution or copying of this transmission is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by reply or by telephone (call us at 212-930-8000) and immediately delete this message and all its attachments. Any content of this message and its attachments that does not relate to the official business of NYP Holdings, Inc. must be taken not to have been sent or endorsed by any of them. No warranty is made that the e-mail or attachment(s) are f r e e from computer v i r u s or other defect.
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