Ex-Stripper, Sadist Among 105 New Invitees to Join AMPAS
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:45 AM on June 25, 2008
Hollywood's power list got a little more diffuse Monday when Diablo Cody, Marion Cotillard, Judd Apatow and Sacha Baron Cohen were among 105 new invitees to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. The number is the lowest since 2004, when the Academy instituted its "Riff-Raff Rule" limiting the annual invitee total to 137; that said, we're not sure what kind of internal politics and/or pledge drives would necessitate inviting Michael Haneke and Jet Li to assume even 1/6000th of the Oscar vote. Follow the jump for more of this year's celebrated AMPAS Cub Club!
We were actually kind of stunned to read that Ruby Dee, an Oscar nominee this year for American Gangster, was not yet a member; other invited actors include Josh Brolin, Allison Janney and Ray Winstone. Directors Gore Verbinski, Kimberly Peirce and Walter Salles received nods alongside '07 Oscar screenwriting alums Tamara Jenkins (The Savages) and Nancy Oliver (Lars and the Real Girl). Variety notes that the invitations are merely that, and that official inductions for those who accept (most do, though some decline, forget to reply in time or, on rare occasions, accidentally throw the letter out with the Crate and Barrel catalog) will follow upon acceptance.
Congratulations to the invitees, and may the traditional Bruce Vilanch Inductee Roast be painless for all!
- AMPAS invites 105 to join its ranks [Variety]

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the_other_argento_kid
Posted 9:42 AM 25/6/08
Oh yes, because she's a girl! And everybody knows that's how girls who wrote movies you didn't like get anything in this world, right? Sexual favors! Whee!
That joke was funnier 7,000,000,000 times ago, btw.
the_other_argento_kid
Nomi Malone
Posted 9:35 AM 25/6/08
diablo must be pooped after 6,000 blowjobs.
Nomi Malone
MCU
Posted 10:27 AM 25/6/08
@the_other_argento_kid: What are you implying? That girls get more tired giving blowjobs?
That is so fucking sexist.
MCU
Nomi Malone
Posted 10:37 AM 25/6/08
@the_other_argento_kid: no, because she's a stripper, sweetheart.
Nomi Malone
CourageousCoward
Posted 12:26 PM 25/6/08
Is this a great country or what?!
CourageousCoward
kookla
Posted 11:44 AM 25/6/08
@Nomi Malone: Imagine how pooped Bruce Vilanch is.
kookla
TheQuestion
Posted 4:52 AM 26/6/08
@Nomi Malone: yes, and as everyone knows the terms "stripper" and "cocksucking whore" are interchangable.
TheQuestion
the_other_argento_kid
Posted 7:26 AM 26/6/08
Oh, Nomi -- its not like in the movies, dear.
the_other_argento_kid