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David Letterman Rendered Uncomfortable By Julianne Moore's Casual References To Oral Sex
Posted by Seth at 11:40 AM on June 5, 2008
· Phew! For a second we were also worried Julianne Moore's young son would ask her what fellatio meant, and she'd have to go through the whole awkward rigamarole of telling him it's a character from Hamlet, and to ask his father for further details. [Late Show]
· Full House's Jodie Sweetin may have lost me to meth, but more importantly—how did she lose the baby weight?! [Dlisted]
· Ladies and gentlemen: Chace Crawford going down on a bottle of Bud. Yep, that's it. [Queerty]
· The guy who held up Sawyer and his wife at gunpoint in Hawaii was sentenced 13 to 30 years—unless he gets out first after Ben dislodges the Land-Mass-Disappearing Frozen Donkey Wheel of Doom and makes the prison disappear. [AP]
· X-Files: I Want To Believe just leaves us confused. Who's the guy with the stringy white hair in the trailer? Does Gillian Anderson's pregnancy figure in somehow? What's with the spotting on the poster? And finally, who greenlit this? [Yahoo Movies]
· Phew! For a second we were also worried Julianne Moore's young son would ask her what fellatio meant, and she'd have to go through the whole awkward rigamarole of telling him it's a character from Hamlet, and to ask his father for further details. [
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Calraigh
Posted 12:23 PM 5/6/08
Also, I can't fucking wait for the X-Files movie and I can't stop talking about it either. So there. I think it looks goddamn creepy, Duchovny makes me want to cry out of the sheer frustration I can't have sex with him and I love, love, love Gillian Anderson. Occasionally what is true in relation to David , also applies to Gillian. Such is their awesome power over me.
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Calraigh
Posted 12:19 PM 5/6/08
Julianne Moore may have just restored my faith in the ability of actors to be naturally entertaining! In other words, entertainers!
Calraigh
CrankYank
Posted 12:46 PM 5/6/08
@Trixie from Toronto: That's tragic. Though I think I'd use Gyllenhaal.
CrankYank
CrankYank
Posted 12:44 PM 5/6/08
@Calraigh: Why did they greenlight this? Well, Seth, because because there are people like us jumping up and down and squealing like little girls and will see the movie 3 times, making up for the normal people who don't give a damn. 5 times if Mulder and Scully get busy.
CrankYank
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 12:41 PM 5/6/08
@Calraigh: I once had a Sears card. They asked me if I'd like one for my spouse. I was unmarried at the time, but I said "sure." They gave me a form to fill out. I filled out my "husband's" name. A week later, I got my companion card in the mail for my husband, Mr. David Duchovny.
Years later, my wallet got stolen. I was more upset about losing my David Duchovny Sears card than I was about almost anything else.
Trixie from Toronto
Calraigh
Posted 1:00 PM 5/6/08
@Trixie from Toronto: Omigod. Wow. I love that you just admitted that though and I was here to witness it. I don't think I'd ever quite get over the shock of seeing something with 'Mrs David Duchovny' on it, in relation to me. I'd probably start smoking crack or something to deal with it.
@CrankYank: Hell to the goddamn to the goddamn hell yes. I've already recruited 9!yes, count them! people to go and see it with me on different occasions. Frankly, they could be re-enacting Das Boot in mime form and I'd be there on Day ONE. I've been assured I'll need therapy before this film opens and honestly I'm ok with that!
Calraigh
Calraigh
Posted 1:26 PM 5/6/08
@SunnydaZe10: She was his maid/ assistant/secret live-in lover/ flower arranger/cleaner/ mother/ whtf?!
Calraigh
SunnydaZe10
Posted 1:20 PM 5/6/08
A LONG time ago, when I worked in a bookstore in Westwood, CA a very tiny, plump Hispanic woman paid for her books with a platinum card which read -
HARVEY KEITEL.
You do the math . . .
SunnydaZe10
SunnydaZe10
Posted 1:50 PM 5/6/08
@Calraigh:
Yes!
All that and MORE!!
Or maybe Keitel is just the finest character actor in the bizness . . .
SunnydaZe10
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:08 PM 5/6/08
@SunnydaZe10:
Or maybe Keitel is just the finest character actor in the bizness . . .
Yes, and that character's name is..."Harvey Keitel"
Little Mintz Sunshine
Benny
Posted 2:08 PM 5/6/08
@Calraigh:
Dude. The Hispanic woman WAS Harvey Keitel.
Benny
ElijahDProphet
Posted 10:26 PM 5/6/08
I would not be averse to Julianne Moore demonstrating the definition of either of those words to me. Just saying.
ElijahDProphet
Calraigh
Posted 11:15 PM 5/6/08
@Benny: Dude! I KNOW!
Still doesn't make it less lame! Dude!
Calraigh
Calraigh
Posted 11:16 PM 5/6/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: On the money.
Calraigh
Calraigh
Posted 1:01 AM 6/6/08
@CourageousCoward: I know. She's all kinds of brilliance and she only showed a millionth of it here. Can't wait to see Savage Grace, despite the ick factor.
Calraigh
CourageousCoward
Posted 12:57 AM 6/6/08
Isn't it great when David has a guest that can hold her own in a conversation? "What is fellatio?" "Ask your mom." Classic.
It'a little sad that he seems surprised when he has a guest like that; like he's somehow gotten used to interviewing clueless little tarts that can only say "yeah."
Man I miss Larry "Bud" Melman.
CourageousCoward
CrankYank
Posted 1:50 AM 6/6/08
@CourageousCoward: Is it about 10 years ago that he decided never to get up from his desk ever again? I wished he'd launch himself against a giant velcro wall like the old days.
CrankYank
A Pimp Named DaveR
Posted 4:01 AM 6/6/08
@SunnydaZe10: The great thing about living in LA (or NY, for that matter), is that after about 3 months shit like that doesn't even faze you anymore....
A Pimp Named DaveR
raincoaster
Posted 10:40 PM 6/6/08
@CourageousCoward: Remember David's mom, though? She'd be happy to tell him, on-air. She was awesome at the Olympics.
raincoaster