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Dave Letterman Hasn't The Faintest Clue What It Is Jane Krakowski Is Talking About
Posted by Seth at 11:15 AM on June 20, 2008
· Wow—the backdoor compliments were really flying when Jane Krakowski took Letterman's couch last night, but luckily most of them flew over the talk show host's head. [Late Show]
· Behold: Today's unveiling of the massive Dave Beckham underwear ad on a San Francisco Macy's. If you think those bloodcurdling sounds at the beginning are bad, just wait until his Volkswagen-sized package is revealed. [YouTube]
· Speaking of which, we hear Will Smith has a similarly proportioned super-endowment in his new movie. [thelondonpaper.com]
· Robert Davis of Paste magazine and Sue Pierman of The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel are about to become the laughingstock of the terrible-Mike-Myers-movie-critiquing field. [Rotten Tomatoes]
·And finally: What the fuck is Mario Lopez's problem? No—like seriously. What is up with this dude? [Just Jared]
· Wow—the backdoor compliments were really flying when Jane Krakowski took Letterman's couch last night, but luckily most of them flew over the talk show host's head. [
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BowlingForDollars
Posted 12:50 PM 20/6/08
Ah the homage to Burt Reynolds. What's next, Mario? A remake of Smokey & the Bandit?
BowlingForDollars
B-Side
Posted 12:04 PM 20/6/08
I prefer to use the term "backdoor bragging."
B-Side
hughman
Posted 11:47 AM 20/6/08
those screams were all the gayz, trust me.
as for Mario, i think he just has Beckham-envy. he isn't even ON the gays "want list" like David. and if you aren't on the "want list" then what's even the point of working out or being on Broadway? he dropped the ball and not in a hot "tea bag" way.
hughman
mothrafairy
Posted 11:41 AM 20/6/08
Sluts bray like donkeys at the poster "unveilings" of helium-voiced ball kickers. The state of our socio-cultural dignity astounds me.
Now: where can I beg, buy, steal, or borrow a copy o' that ad?
mothrafairy
CourageousCoward
Posted 11:34 AM 20/6/08
Mario Lopez's problem is abundantly clear. He has an ego the size of, well, a David Beckham billboard on a San Francisco Macy's.
CourageousCoward
hughman
Posted 1:07 PM 20/6/08
also, WHERES MOLLY?????
hughman
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 2:42 PM 20/6/08
I knew what Jane was talking about; I then felt pangs of regret for all that time lost listening to all the bat-shit crazy actresses I wanted to hook up with.
Tiger_Tanaka
hughman
Posted 2:32 PM 20/6/08
dear mollly
well i hope you're happy. at home, having cocktails, directing your driver as to where all the "cool" places you're going to tonight. calling the paps probably. telling k-fed to have another hit and shut the fuck up.
meanwhile, i'm sitting in my dark apartment. alone. other than my dog who is whimpering (BECAUSE OF YOU). i wait for the phone to ring and one of my minimally sub-fabulous friends will call and ask me to be the "Plus One" at some concert or club or hilarious comedy club.
but do they? DO THEY? noooooo. the phone remains mute and so i text them. "What's up?" i ask pathectically. no answer. finally i get a muted response from Andy Dick. ANDY DICK! "we don't know", he drunkenly texts, " we didn't have molly".
we didn't have molly. this resonates across the Hollywood sphere. everywhere minor stars are sitting on their bed with their heads in their hands sobbing silently. calls from sit coms about the ugly dad with the hot wife and the kids go unanswered.
i hope you're happy molly. oh i hope you're rolling around on your bed in some wig and giggling in glee. because we aren't. we've seen our dreams crushed.
hughman
el smrtmnky
Posted 3:22 PM 20/6/08
@BowlingForDollars: Smokey and el Bandido, so as to appeal to the Hispatino market.
el smrtmnky
SomnambulantHobbit
Posted 10:13 PM 20/6/08
Do you know anyone that actually wants to see The Love Guru? I sure don't. Although I haven't asked my ex-husband and this seems right up his alley...
What's wrong with Mario Lopez? If I were male and I looked like that I'd be spreading it around too!
SomnambulantHobbit
DorothyZbornak
Posted 11:41 PM 20/6/08
Mario's still trying to do stuff to make everyone forget his AC Slater mullet. It's still not working, Mario!
DorothyZbornak
not.a.clever.name
Posted 1:31 AM 21/6/08
I think if we could figure out what Mario Lopez's problems are, we could also cure the common cold, find a sustainable energy source, bring peace to the Middle East, and settle on Mars.
not.a.clever.name