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Daily Mail Accurately Sums Up Cheryl Cole's Mood In One Snappy Headline
Posted by Clem Bastow at 11:01 AM on June 10, 2008
For those of you who aren't rabid followers of either a) Girls Aloud or b) the British tabloids, you may be interested to know that Cheryl Cole of said girl group was recently cheated on by her no-good husband, footballer Ashley, and has spent the ensuing months wandering around looking gaunt and sad while the tabs sympathetically charted her weight-loss (etc).
The Girls are now on tour and it seems Ashley is trying to make it up to his estranged wife, though probably not in the most thoughtful way possible. Here, let the Mail subeditors paint you a picture:
Even better is the pic in the article, which shows Cheryl backstage, looking at the bunch of chintz as though Ashley had actually sent a basket of beheaded kittens and puppies.
Will they get back together? Will the balloons and flowers be enough to mend their ailing marriage? Only time and approximately 128 The Sun/Daily Mail/News Of The World articles will tell!
Comments
hannah
Posted June 10, 2008 6:19 PM
I went to look at the picture in the article and stumbled across this:
In an interview with Hello! magazine, the Girls Aloud singer laughed as she told how her hapless husband sent her a text asking 'Having the flowers arrived?' blowing the surprise because they hadn't yet.
His use of tense in the text message is awesomely.