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Charlize Theron Will Never Think To Look In David Letterman's Pants For Her Birthday Present!
Posted by Seth at 4:00 AM on June 26, 2008
All it really takes to loosen up David Letterman is a blonde (though he's been known to make exceptions) in a cleavage-enhancing dress—and bam!—the curmudgeonly late night king instantly morphs into a goofy-grinned, homeroom study partner, showering the object of his affection with a variety of softball questions and a generous selection of tinned meats. Take Charlize Theron's appearance last night, the first third of which covered how nice she looks in her dress, before segueing into the weightier topic of what she wants for her birthday. Letterman reassured the actress that he was "sending you something right now," suggesting he was stowing a Pick-Me-Up Bouquet right under his desk all along! Get it? It's his engorged penis! "Every single holiday Dave's dick in a box/Over at your parent's house Dave's dick in a box/Mid day at the grocery store Dave's dick in a box /Backstage at the CMA's Dave's dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)..."
All it really takes to loosen up David Letterman is a blonde (though he's been known to
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Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 4:33 AM 26/6/08
@A Pimp Named DaveR: Word. I almost passed out watching this at work. My goodness.
You want to chip in for a birthday present?
Tiger_Tanaka
A Pimp Named DaveR
Posted 4:14 AM 26/6/08
If Charlize sat down next to me in that dress, all I'd be able to produce would be guttural ape-like noises.
That is why Dave is a professional talk show host, and I'm not....
A Pimp Named DaveR
EuroDad
Posted 6:04 AM 26/6/08
gunga gagunga
EuroDad
ColbertNation
Posted 5:51 AM 26/6/08
Monster was mimicry, which the academy loves. A lesser form of acting, in my opinion.
ColbertNation
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 5:45 AM 26/6/08
i don't even have to watch the clip to see that he's going gaga. she is a saucy little minx but not much of an actress, monster aside
bess marvin, girl detective
NoGrumpys
Posted 5:42 AM 26/6/08
...with yesterdays clip - I thought Dave was into rich black men- he's a flip flopper
NoGrumpys
kookla
Posted 5:42 AM 26/6/08
Please. It should be against the law to be that hot. I'm surprised Dave's heart didn't give out on him again.
kookla
Xylo
Posted 7:10 AM 26/6/08
I'd switch.
So, does she like golf?
Xylo
TheQuestion
Posted 7:36 AM 26/6/08
I have a thing against blondes. There are very few women on this Earth for whom I would ignore that bias. Charlize is at the top of that list. My God, what a beautiful woman.
Note to Katherine Heigel: No matter how hard you try, you WILL NEVER BE AS HOT AS HER!!!!!
TheQuestion
Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns
Posted 10:37 AM 26/6/08
She was really great on Arrested Development:
"I like to think they teach me..."
I hope she gets more opportunities to be funny like that.
Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns
jasonelias
Posted 12:07 PM 26/6/08
@TheQuestion: I don't have a thing aganist them, but I'm more a brunette guy. That being said Charlize is just an amazing looking woman, very cool energy. Agreed about Heigl too and you know, Theron is probably a reference point for her.
jasonelias
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 2:04 PM 26/6/08
ooops, sorry. user error.
shag_carpet_bomb
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 2:03 PM 26/6/08
@Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns: She looked great in her tiny teddy. She was so funny on AD. I keep picturing her and Lindsay in their helmets and inside out jackets!
shag_carpet_bomb
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 2:01 PM 26/6/08
@Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns: I liked her in the tiny teddy, it was better than the dress. She was REALLY funny on AD. /miiiissster f/
shag_carpet_bomb
mediatryne
Posted 5:29 PM 26/6/08
she's always been beautiful. but by appearing on AD, she proved that she was intelligent, funny and generally amazing.
you could say I fell in love with her retarded side.
mediatryne